Shirt.woot launches a new original t-shirt design every midnight(central). After that spotlight, the shirt enters The Reckoning, our top 20 best selling shirts.

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Monday, November 16

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Eighteenth

Whoa, check it out! It's our all-new, prettied-up Reckoning chart, featuring all of our available shirts (including some soon-to-be-unavailable ones). Every week, we tell you which shirts sold well enough to stick around and which ones are about to slide into oblivion. Now we can show you, too. Can some kind of Smell-O-Vision thing be far behind?

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

#1 The Binge (1/9)
#2 Zombie Candycorn (2/3)
#3 Computer Mice (4/2)
#4 Gummistone Park (3/5)
#5 One Flight Per Customer (-/1)
#6 Imposter (6/42)
#7 Nevermore (5/84)
#8 Some Motivation Required (8/37)
#9 Something I Must Do (-/1)
#10 It Came Out Of Nowhere (10/25)
#11 13th Gloom Street (7/3)
#12 Donut Panic! (13/58)
#13 Campfire Tales (9/5)
#14 The Epic Begins (17/44)
#15 The Chemist (16/11)
#16 Music is Life (14/32)
#17 Cupcake Costume Party (11/3)
#18 Harvest Traditions (12/6)
#19 You Have to Try This Guys (18/38)
#20 Grim Optimism (19/47)

 

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

#21 Almost Too Complicated (15/6)
#22 I Just Call it Housekeeping (20/7)
#23 Sky Fishing (-/1)
#24 Big On The Inside (-/1)
#25 You Starin’ At Somethin’, Punk? (-/1)
#26 Dragon Bowl (-/1)
#27 The Spoilers Of Winter (-/1)

 

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

  Thorny Issue
  Playing It Koi
  The Best Medicine
  Bath Time
  X-treme National Park
  Lost Souls Cavern
  Thanks Dad. This is great!

While the winds of change blow across our layout, a light breeze of change puts One Flight Per Customer and Something I Must Do in the top 10 but The Binge remains in first place. Awww, just look at those adorable Casualties - aren't you going to be miss them tonight at midnight, when they're gone?

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Monday, November 9

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Seventeenth

An unseasonable warm spell in St. Louis means you see a lot more t-shirts on the streets, unconcealed by jackets or sweaters. Maybe this climate-change thing won't be so bad for our business, assuming anyone's left alive to buy t-shirts. Here's our weekly top 20, along with the shirts whose season ends tonight:

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Don't look now, but The Binge is back! Last week, Zombie Candycorn ousted it from #1 after six straight weeks, but a post-Halloween slump dropped that shirt to #2 and lifted our furry, blue, nauseated friend back to the top of the chart. Otherwise, a slow week, with Computer Mice making a strong debut at #4, bumping Who Wants to Live Forever? into oblivion in just its second week. Buy the Casualties while you can - we're dumping them at midnight.

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Monday, November 2

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Sixteenth

A chill November wind blows through our t-shirt sales chart this week, rearranging our available shirts like so many dried leaves. And some recent favorites have been blown out of the leafpile. On with yet another Day of Reckoning:

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Just like last year, our Hallowoot shirts have made quite an impact on the charts. Zombie Candycorn dislodges The Binge, ending the latter's six-week run at #1. 13th Gloom Street and Cupcake Costume Party lend a macabre shade to the top 10, and Who Wants to Live Forever? reigns as the new Queen of the chart's outer reaches. To make room, we're forced to bid a fond adieu to Spicy Italian Meatball, Japanese Fighting Fish, The Samurai and the Sea Dragon, and Fiery Autumn Colors. But they'll still be around for another, oh, ten hours or so until they're finally deleted at midnight Central time. I hate long goodbyes.

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Monday, October 26

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Fifteenth

Most of my household has been down with the flu for at least a day this past week. From what I hear, a lot of you are probably in the same feverish, mucus-smeared boat. But you know who never takes a sick day? The Reckoning. No matter what filthy nasties are floating in the air, our lowest-selling shirts must be eliminated every Monday at noon:

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

On the face of it, an uneventful week on the chart: no new Survivors make the cut, and The Binge sits at the top for the sixth straight week. But look closer and some odd stuff is going on. Like Spicy Italian Meatball tumbling eight places, which rarely happens. Like Campfire Tales rising three spots in its second week, which almost never happens. Or, especially, like I Just Call it Housekeeping jumping up an amazing ten places in its fourth week. Probably due to the sudden seasonality of its Grim Reaper design. It's the biggest single-week jump in the history of the Reckoning, and the weirdest feat of an unexpectedly weird week. The Casualties will be available until midnight tonight.

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Monday, October 19

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Fourteenth

As other apparel manufacturers are rolling out their new fall lines, we're back with more additions to our fallen line - those shirts that haven't sold well enough to stick around beyond midnight tonight. The Day of Reckoning is when we separate the Survivors from the Casualties, like this:

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Another week, another would-be rising star fent off by The Binge. This week it was Gummistone Park, yet another hard-charger stopped cold by the Binge juggernaut. Campfire Tales was the only other newb to win another week of life. So I am become death, the destroyer of worlds became dead and You’re not one of us anymore, Pluto. is not one of our shirts anymore - as of midnight Central time, anyway. Buy it while you can and remember when our solar system had nine planets.

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Monday, October 12

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Thirteenth

517 years ago today, a delusional Italian sailor blundered into an accidental Caribbean vacation and people have been arguing about it ever since. Our seven lowest-selling shirts might consider themselves casualties of Columbus Day, too - but then if he'd never made the trip, none of those shirts would've been made in the first place. On with our weekly ranking of t-shirt sales and subsequent elimination of the laggards:

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Nobody will remember this quiet week 517 years from now. Almost Too Complicated discovers the top 5, but doesn't come close to breaking The Binge's chokehold on #1. On the sad side, the sun sets on Blue Moon and the usual mass of unrealized potential in the form of six newbies-turned-oldbies. Buy 'em between now and midnight.

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Monday, October 5

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Twelfth

Welcome to another week of the most action-free bloodsport on the Internet! No fangs or claws here; just an unforgiving sales-ranking chart which decrees which of our shirts survive and which do not.

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Once again, top-ranked The Binge fights off a strong n00b challenge, this time from Harvest Traditions. And while I Just Call it Housekeeping, we just call it "a top-10 debut". A Clue? and people on the bus have finished their cups of coffee in the big time, but there's still time for you to sip up the dregs: they'll be on sale until midnight along with the other Casualties.

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Friday, October 2

Reckoning Recon 10-2-09

Everybody has their Friday rituals. Frying up some fish down at the parish. Going to Happy Hour to hit on co-workers who aren't quite drunk enough to accept. Falling asleep crying and alone in front of Bill Moyers' Journal. Our favored ritual isn't quite as exciting as any of those, but we get all itchy and uneasy without it: ranking the sales of our t-shirts to give you a hint at which ones are in danger of being eliminated in Monday's Day of Reckoning. Don't question it. It's just our way.

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Now it feels like the weekend's coming, huh? Hate to remind you that Monday exists, but that's when we'll be back with the final Reckoning results. Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to floss our teeth before happy hour.

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Monday, September 28

Day of Reckoning the One Hundred and Eleventh

And now, our shirts stand at attention as we review the ranks and issue the ultimate demerit: DEATH. Every Monday we rank our shirts by daily post-first-day sales and eliminate all but the top 20. Like this...

Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)

Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

Two martial artworks redolent of the mysterious East - Japanese Fighting Fish and The Samurai and the Sea Dragon - came on awfully tough, but ultimately could not purge The Binge from the top spot. On the other end, Class Time Used Effectively flunked out along with the usual crowd of unloved n00bs. Break you off a piece of those Casualties by midnight Central, before all we have are the memories.

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Friday, September 25

Reckoning Recon: 9/25/09

Every week is a race for survival among our shirts, to be in the top 20 when the final bell rings Monday at noon. No, we do not have a literal bell. And the shirts do not literally race - they're ranked by sales. But we do have a literal sales chart right below this one, literally a few days before the non-literal race ends. Literally:

Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)

See you here Monday for the final accounting - or, you might say, Reckoning - of which shirts will survive and which will die, figuratively speaking.

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