Shirt.Woot : One Shirt, No Shoes, No Service (SM)

Man, "In addition to your radishes, I will take this" got so much love in the forums (and in our office) we didn't think it'd go down like this. Think of the Children displaces It's a Trap! for the number one seed right out of the gate. The rest of the noobs are going to need a little more help. Could this be the sign of an extended run for our new numero uno shirt? Find out at our Reckoning page, or better yet: go ahead and influence the standings yourself by making a purchase.

And oh yeah, Nevermore is still hangin' tough.

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Forget some stuffy old Academy of Arts and Sciences; the real Oscars happen every week right here, at the Reckoning! Nevermore is closing in on a two year run on the chart; that's as good an equivalent to "Best Picture" as any, right? The Cthulhu meme might be eternal, but the shirt wasn't. Snag it today before it sinks back into the briny deep and gets permanently retired tonight at midnight! Ironically, Procrastinate and The Apathy Coalition put some effort in and rose up in the standings. Check out the shuffling and buy your favorite soon-to-be-gone-palindrome-shirt over at our Reckoning page!

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There you sit, your rifle (or credit card) in hand, while our lowest-selling shirts stand quivering, blindfolded, and awaiting their fate. You can see the lineup on the Reckoning page, of course, and you might as well decide who to spare by purchasing and who to condemn by, uh, not purchasing. Nevermore slips another spot as it gets tantalizingly-close to the two year mark. Will it go the distance? Will the pressure prove too much? I guess we should probably throw it a party either way.

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Another week of Reckoning is underway, and the noobs are making their mark. What's for Dinner?, Read A Book, and Faster, Higher, Stronger, Aimier provide the infusion of fresh blood that keeps the Reckoning feeling like it's six weeks old again. (Note: unlike the KISS comic book, our t-shirts are not printed using actual blood.) Watch the shirts unfold on the Reckoning page. See what I did there?

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The Olympics are over, but that other great international competition rages on. It's A Trap! and The Binge continued their shootout for #1 last week - but a dark horse has arisen, in the form of a dark bird. Yes, Nevermore was as strong as ever on the eve of its 100th week on the chart. And which three debuts sold well enough to stick around for another week? Get the whole story with this week's Day of Reckoning. And buy the casualties while you can - at midnight, they're gone forever.

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Less than 72 hours now before the Day of Reckoning (the Monday ritual wherein we eliminate our lowest-selling shirts), and now two noob shirts have climbed onto safe ground. As of a couple of days ago, there was only one new shirt in the top 20, and just barely. So big ups to y'all what chosed to support a scrappy young t-shirt design or two. It's good to try new things, huh? See the Reckoning page for the current rankings - and come back Monday afternoon for the final Reckoning.

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We're in full Reckoning swing now, and it's shaping up to be a tough week for the noobs. Right now, only one debut (In addition to your radishes, I will take this) is clinging precariously to life at #20. Will you guys show some more noob love as the week goes on? You can watch the drama unfold on the Reckoning page. Better yet, you can make the drama unfold with your shirt purchases this week.

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Welcome to the top 20, Sullen! Been good knowing you, X-treme National Park! Sorry we didn't get to spend more time with you, other six shirts that have fallen on this Day of Reckoning! Pay your respects to your favorite departing shirts - preferably by buying them - on the Reckoning page. (And see who won the big monster fight for #1...)

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The new Reckoning week is just hours old and already the drama is flying in thick, viscous globs! Can The Binge pull off an incredible comeback and return to #1? Is Sullen the only debut with the stuff to stick around for another week? And will Nevermore, now at #4 in what will be its 99th week, ever slow down? Only time - and your purchases - will tell! Follow the action on the Reckoning page! And bring a poncho - it could get messy!

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The heart wears what it wears, and for that, all three noob survivors of this Day of Reckoning give thanks. They're all heart-related, including two of the three winners of our Heart Derby as well as Player 2: A Love Story. But who's #1? See it all and more on our Reckoning page. And if you want one of the shirts that just got Reckoned, hop to it - they'll be retired permanently at midnight.

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