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Use Proper Grammar

In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, spelling checks you!

3rd place in Derby #121: Propaganda for Everyday Life, with 965 votes!

On internet you speek l33t. Wow, typing like a spastic kinkajou makes you elite. What a country!

On internet you write “theres” when you mean “theirs.” In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, EVERYTHING is theirs!

On internet you confuse “it’s” and “its,” when you say “its a bad government,” which is incorrect! In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, they SHOOT YOU for saying it’s a bad government! Ha!

In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, LOL is spelled И громко смеюсь!

On internet, you say “4 u” when you mean “for you.” In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, nothing is for you! It all goes to them! Ha!

When I first logged on to internet I got email for catalog of Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower women looking to live with men in America. Finally, I can bring my mother over! Ha ha! What a country!

Wear this shirt: In meaningless and ineffective protest of the dumbing down of humanity.

Don’t wear this shirt: Anywhere near a 4chan thread. You might as well just beg for an embarrassing photoshop of your face.

This shirt tells the world: Despite a complete lack of reason to do so, I still have faith in you turning this thing around, internet.

We call this color: ROFL Red

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 14.22”
WXL - K4: 9” x 10.67”

Pantone Color(s): 5517C – 5565C – 458C – 7515C – 202C – Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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