First Place in Derby #8, with 475 votes!
Ahoy there, shirtlubbers. We wondered what archaic subcultural icon would replace pirates in the faux-pseudo-ironic pantheon. Your resounding answer: penguins...dressed as
pirates. Ah well, we surrender. Clearly, the Universal Buccaneer has claimed the booty of our national imagination, and nobody's ready to knock the jolly out of his roger anytime soon.
This shirt was designed by: will success spoil Shirt.Woot member goelzjs, who won Derby #8 after placing third in #6 with Go Rock, Beat Paper?
Wear this shirt to: get ahead of the pirate-penguin curve.
Don't wear this shirt to: Antarctica, or your local zoo or aquarium. Like Norwegians, the majority of penguins are law-abiding, peaceful citizens who do not appreciate their "pirate" stereotype.
This shirt tells the world: "Prepare to be boarded by a penguin."
We call this color: Creambeard.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)
