Evolutionary biologists think that bugs fly around and into lights because they're used to using the moon and stars to navigate. For millions of years, the only lights they saw at night were thousands or millions of miles away. So when they try to navigate by a light a few yards away, their tiny minds get all disconfusalated and they often wind up spiralling right into the light, sometimes to their deaths. Insects are so stupid!
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member barthesis, who probably isn't as sadistic as this design would imply.
Wear this shirt: to call on the people to, like, resist following The Man into the, like, zapper of violence and inhumanity and stuff.
Don't wear this shirt: if Earth is conquered by a race of flying insectoid aliens, unless you've always wondered what it would be like to get zapped.
This shirt tells the world: "The only good bug is a zapped bug."
We call this color: Charred Exoskeleton.
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