Second Place in Derby #16, with 636 votes!
Just because they get that couch in there doesn’t mean they’re
cleaner; everybody knows that the Ladies can sometimes be worse than
the Gents. But what about the Acrobat who doesn’t want a face full of…
you know… ? Or what about the Gamers who plan to shoot every sink for
ammo and need a save point in the handicapped stall? Or the Ninja, who
requires fifteen exits and a clan member to watch their back the entire
time? Who can even imagine how terrible it would be if a disrespectful
Pirate ran into a rep-conscious Gangsta, and do you really want to
accidently wind up reading the graffiti in the Zombies Only stall? It
must be terribly boring.
This shirt was designed by: barthesis, who knows in his heart that all the invisible men are sneaking into the ladies room anyway.
Wear this shirt: to a Marcel Duchamp exhibition.
Don’t wear this shirt:
in the woods. barthesis did not include the famous Bear and this could
cause it emotional distress. Nobody wants that. Especially not the
Pope, who is Catholic.
This shirt tells the world:
“I understand that everyone deserves respect for the things that we all
share in common as human beings even if we choose to express our
reaction to those things differently and also I only bought this Slim
Jim so I could get the bathroom key.”
We call this color: My First College Apartment Bathroom Brown
Design Specs
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
- 3X – M: 8.5” x 7.33”
- S-WS: 6.37” x 5.49”
First Day Quantity: 1250
Pantone Colors: – 2727 C, White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
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