She was the dame
that’d make anybody go bananas. If I had been smart, I’d have just
brachiated away, but nobody ever told me I was smart. Too bad, cause
somebody who thought himself an alpha male was looking to bring her
into season. When he showed up with those two gorillas I knew there was
gonna be trouble. “Aw, look how he holds the little stick, he’s just
like people!” I sneered. “Are we gonna use sign language now?” That got
them mad. But I already said. Nobody ever told me I was smart.
This shirt was designed by: Ashville, NC based Ian Leino, designer of our critically acclaimed but
pirate-free-and-so-totally-ignored t-shirt “If You Want To Destroy My
Chainmail”. He has made shirts for other popular t-shirt sites and has
done work for KISS, Green Day and The Doors. But strangely, not Peter Tork.
Wear this shirt: When you’re walking down the street, a bonobo on each arm, and not a care in the world.
Don’t wear this shirt:
The monkey house at the zoo. It’s a clear challenge for dominance and
you don’t want to force the pack leader into an unjust war.
This shirt tells the world: “You didn’t see, speak, or hear no evil, you understand, pal?”
We call this color: Silverblack
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 9.5” x 8.65”
S-WS: 7.12” x 6.48”
Color(s):
- Pantone Cool Gray 2 C
- 2727 C
- 168 C
- 4665 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
