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“2007?” we thought last year, “Like two James Bonds? So much
potential!” But even though we hoped for Sean Connery and Daniel Craig,
we ended up with Timothy Dalton and Woody Allen. But there there, there
there. There isn’t much left now.
There’s an old Irish
legend about a guy who outsmarted the devil. He was a farmer and the
devil cursed him to never again see a drop of rain. His crops withered
and dried and his family began to starve. So the guy did the only thing
he could… and sold his new talent to fairs and parades. Sure, we lost
the genius of Ike Turner and Dan Fogelberg, but one of those millions
of newborns is going to rock us like we’ve never been rocked before.
In
the meantime, we’ve rushed to get this ready for your New Years Eve
party so you can show ‘em that some Auld Lane Synes should stay Auld
Land Syne. Here’s to 2008!
This shirt was designed by:
the thousands of baby pandas we keep chained to the sewing machines
in-house, just above the poorly-closed alligator pit right next to the
gun that automatically shoots out a cougar every twenty minutes. But
hey, dolphin-safe!
Wear this shirt: to make a bold statement: No matter what the problem is, the answer always lies in the future!
Don’t wear this shirt:
if you’re one of the Star Trek writers. Stop thinking about the future,
you guys, seriously. The answer has nothing to do with time travel.
Just let that concept go.
This shirt tells the world: “I’ll probably be a blues singer by spring, so if you want to get in on the ground floor…”
We call this color: Blank Slate
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
