Attend the tale of Reilly Stroope
Put down your baseballs and hula hoop
He’s fond of orchards or so they say
But he stabs little cartons in their juicy brain
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat
Orange and grapefruit and lemonade
If they’d box up cherry it’d make his day
His signature curly straw does the deed
And he always recycles the husk that he leaves
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat
This shirt was designed by: Oh come now, we’ve already written it four and two half times.
Wear this shirt: to breakfast. An image like this will help cut down on the activist pancakes.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to convince your best friend to give you a lift in his white Bronco.
This shirt tells the world: “No, Mr. Principal, I don’t mind another mandatory parent-teacher conference.”
We call this color: Black Comedy
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 6” x 7.42”
S-WS: 4.5” x 5.56”
Color(s): – 130 C – 7473 C – Pantone Cool Gray 8 C – Pantone Cool Gray 3 C – White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
