2nd Place in Derby #31(Water), with 696 votes!
There are those who say that a mysterious creature has survived for
centuries in the dark and frigid waters of Loch Ness, largely
unobserved by man. It lives at depths we cannot penetrate, and surfaces
only rarely, for the most fleeting of moments. Some who see the
creature doubt their own eyes—could that have been a log? A wake? A
school of herring? The wind playing on the surface? Still others—those
who are sure of what they’ve witnessed—decline to offer testimony
before a mocking, incredulous public. In private, when asked about the
monster they’ve seen, they’ll say only: “Awww, so cute!”
This
shirt was designed by: JadenKale, whom we sometimes call “the Jade
Giantess” or “the Kale Colossus,” or “one bad gamma mamma,” which she
does not seem to appreciate at all.
Wear this shirt: until
it gets stained or threadbare, then cut it up to make one of the fun
and fashionable t-shirt craft projects from our forthcoming
do-it-yourself-book.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Skeptical Society meetings, except “ironically.”
This shirt tells the world: “I want to believe. And rub its roly-poly belly.”
We call this color: Navy Bwoo
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 10” x 7.11”
S-WS: 7.5” x 5.33”
Color(s): – Pantone Black C – White – 342 C – 340 C – 326 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
