Due to demand, overnighted shirts will arrive no later than Wednesday.
This year, your Guinness and corned beef comes with a side of unpopular and
obsolete t-shirts. Oh, and cheap, did we mention cheap? In exchange for
your six-and-change, you’ll become the proud owner of a t-shirt nobody
else wanted. Instead of these dregs taking up space in our warehouse,
they’ll be taking up space in your wardrobe. And you don’t even get to
choose which one. Don’t everybody throw your money at us at once.
This shirt was designed by:
a bunch of talented people who are gathering pitchforks and torches to
come after us for dissing their shirts. It’s nothing personal, guys.
Seriously, we’re just making – hey, what are you GHHHHAAKKKK
Wear this shirt:
on your next trip to the nudist colony. Or spend some time with an
Ab-Tilt. Seriously, some of your fellow nudists are starting to talk.
Don’t wear this shirt: to fit in with the cool kids. It won’t help.
This shirt tells the world: “Shirt.Woot dresses me funny.”
We call this color: There’s No Gold At The End Of This Rainbow.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
