Also,
I am Joe’s tumor, the walrus, the fly, a bunny, legend, a fugitive from
a chain gang, the blood and the life, the one who will dance on the
floor in the round, and the very model of a modern major-general.
This shirt was designed by: Will Bryant,
an illustrator, DJ, and Mississippi State student who, at the tender
age of 22, is blissfully unaware of true heartbreak, of terrifying
despair and crushing defeat, of the profane void at the heart of every
trivial, agonizing moment. Also, he has an Etsy store.
Wear this shirt: if you’re the Internet, or you want people to think you are.
Don’t wear this shirt:
as a Halloween costume. It’s a great idea, but we’ll be selling a lot
of shirts between now and October 31, and we want you to keep buying.
This shirt tells the world: “Access to me costs at least $19.95 a month, and may be unavailable when you need it most.”
We call this color: Information Asphalt.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 8” x 16.89”
S-WS: 6” x 12.66”
Pantone Color(s): – 226 C – 285 C – 2602 C – 368 C – 7448 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
