Ha! Pathetic! Look at you, Curt Potts, with your sad little
bean-sprout display. Hey, Kelly McCardle – you like to think you’re
pretty hot stuff, but nobody’s impressed by your “what temperature
makes an egg float longest?” routine. And the less said about that
bizarre exploration of bird-attracting odors, Nick Ridhaus, the better.
364 days of the year, you are the overlords of the school…but today is
Science Fair day! And once my super-powered mice are finished
impressing the judges, I shall command them to turn their wrath on your
thrown-together mockeries of the scientific process! The ranks of
lesser cardboard-box displays will be reduced to a smoking ruin! It’ll
be satisfying for personal reasons, to be sure…but I’ll also be doing
science a favor.
This shirt was designed by: San Diego designer Philip Tseng, who wants you to know that, quote, “Nerds are cool.” Especially nerds with an army of energy-blasting mice at their command.
Wear this shirt: to let the judges know that you won’t let the school down if they send you to the regionals.
Don’t wear this shirt: to the regionals. Score-grubbing is frowned upon at the higher levels of competitive science.
This shirt tells the world: “Attack, my pretties!”
We call this color: Asphalt Ribbon.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 12” x 13.46”
S – WS: 9” x 10.09”
Pantone Color(s): – White – 427 C – 422 C – 433 C – 1797 C – Process Blue C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
