2nd place in Derby #42: Join the Revolution!, with 685 votes!
“Dunno
what Marx and Lenin are guffawing about—there’s no way they can take
all of Europe, much less hold it. It’s always the same with these two:
Tirelessly blustering about their ‘scientific’ approach while willfully
ignoring the facts on the ground. Che’s got a better strategy: There
are only two points from which to attack South America. Yeah, South
America is the ticket for Guevara. Smooth sailing there. Nothing could
go wrong for Che in South America. You know, we might actually finish
the game this week. Assuming Lt. Frank Drebin doesn’t bust in and
overturn the board again like last time.”
This shirt was
designed by: James “the Animal” Cho, who has a reckless disregard for
verisimilitude where strategy boardgames are concerned. Cuba’s not on
the Risk map, J.C.! Cho fans may be pleased to learn that two of
James’s previous designs are still available for sale: 1984: Duck Hunt and Treacherous Waters.
This
being our super-special Civilization Revolution Derby, James will be
taking home some extra prizes to help break up his tedious routine of
endorsing Woot check after Woot check. In addition to the regular
payout, he lands a 360 faceplate, a copy of Sid Meier’s Civilization
Revolution™, and a poster autographed by the Civ-Rev crew. Nice booty,
Cho!
Wear this shirt: to Game Night at our place. (We’re playing Monsters Menace America this week.)
Don’t
wear this shirt: on a first date. Unless your first date is scheduled
for Game Night at our place. But we gotta tell you, we don’t have high
hopes for that relationship working out.
This shirt tells the world: “Hasta la victoria siempre, or until the Doritos are gone!”
We call this color: Olive’s Armies
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 11.5” x 6.24”
S – WS: 8.62” x 4.68”
Pantone Color(s): – Black 4 C – 4665 C – 1545 C – 611 C – 7496 C – Cool Gray 2 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
