3rd place: Derby #58: Work, with 695 votes!
New
job? We’ve been there. Everyone has their own rules, their own space,
their own hierarchy and cliques and screen savers. This computer has to
be turned on at six. That computer can’t ever be turned off except for
the monitor. Don’t ever open this door even though no one knows why.
Like
any other sacred space, all you have to do is wait around, and it will
reveal itself. You think a Shaolin Monk can just stick his fists in the
hot coal in a week? There’s a plan you’re a part of, just keep at it
and you’ll figure it out.
Or, you know, rat out your cubicle
mate and show you’re executive material. Who wants to be C.E.O. when
you’re too old to enjoy it? Movin’ on up, baby!
This shirt was designed by:
tgentry, who’s all about the flying toasters. Really, they’d be a great
invention. You could carpet bomb an enemy and end post-war famine all
at the same time. And who’s gonna reverse engineer toast?
Wear this shirt: if you’re trying to explain to your co-workers how Portal would change office politics for the better.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an architect anywhere but Dubai. They’ll eat this stuff up in Dubai.
This shirt tells the world: “Glug.”
We call this color: My Baby Done Went To The Copier Against The Laws Of Gravity As We Know Them Royal Blues
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 13” x 13.88”
S – WS: 9.75” x 10.41”
Pantone Color(s): White – 514C – 285C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
