Hey, remember that time we got bombed by ice-cream trucks while we were playing Nintendo, and we ran out of coffee so we found these zombies and stole their beer?
That was the best. And now we can relive it all with this crazy
mixed-up assortment of shirt designs reckoned on or before September
15th. Whether you’re a full-blown Shirt.Woot junkie or just a lurker,
now’s your chance to dip your mechanical hand into the bin of prizes
and come up with something that you either didn’t want the first time,
or you already own.
This shirt was designed by: the bloodless hand of impartial Fate, mistress of destiny, weaver of time’s skein, and champion craps player.
Wear this shirt: on a random part of your body, in keeping with the spirit of the thing.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you possess an ounce of shame, self-awareness, or fashion sense.
This shirt tells the world: “Hey, my fantasy life is dictated by rolls of the dice – why not my real life, too?”
We call this color: Colordelic Chromosmudge.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
