It’ll be no real surprise. It’s obvious if you paid attention in Sunday School. What is every major religion always telling you about? Tea. Piety, Chastity, Generosity, Charity, Unity, it doesn’t matter if you’re Christian, Muslim, Jew, Subgenius or Very Moral Atheist, teas are a very important part of the global cosmology.
Just look at the sublime enchantment on that little fella’s face. Maybe he studied in Chai-na. Maybe Tea-bet. Maybe he gained knowledge by reading the future in his leaves. But there’s no fear in him. Maybe a bit of peppermint and some caffeine, but not a drop of fear.
This shirt was designed by: Budi Satria Kwan, a.k.a. radiomode. He also has a previous shirt, if you’re interested in wearing shirts. What’s that? You’re not interested in wearing shirts? Well, fine then. To each their own.
Wear this shirt: No, no. You said you weren’t interested in wearing shirts. No, no, no, you already said you weren’t interested, so there’s no need for us to tell you why. No, no, no, no, we wouldn’t want to waste your valuable non-shirt-wearing time. You just enjoy yourself out there without any shirts. Don’t even worry about us. Don’t even worry. No no no no no.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re having dinner with Pharaoh. Also no frog slippers, no locust rings, and never ever ever play “Sunday Bloody Sunday”.
This shirt tells the world: “This is grounds for expulsion!”
We call this color: Parting The Red Tee
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 9” x 10.25”
WXL - K4: 6.75” x 7.69”
Pantone Color(s): White – 129C – 7500C – 7537C – 490C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
