After a certain
situation arose that made it impossible for us to sell the shirt we had
been offering today, we turned to the one force that could rescue us:
our vast mound of leftover Reckoned t-shirts. No, you didn’t want these
when they were ten bucks and you could choose your favorite, so we
don’t know why you’d want them now, sight unseen, for what amounts to
not a very steep discount. But it beats showing a test pattern here.
This shirt was designed by: circumstances beyond our control.
Wear this shirt: in emergency situations, except for those involving fire. We routinely soak our Reckoned t-shirts in gasoline.
Don’t wear this shirt: if it’s somebody else’s. You don’t know what kind of parasites are crawling all over their skin.
This shirt tells the world: “Help! I spilled something on my nice shirt!”
We call this color:
Red, White, Green, Asphalt, Black, Royal Blue, Navy, Grass, Heather
Grey, Brown, Lemon, Cranberry, Baby Blue, Cream, Orange, and Olive
Alert.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
