If You Can See The Fumes, Take A Break
Use in a ventilated area? Pfft. That’s just a suggestion, really.
Whoa… is that a hand? Is that MY hand? I used to have a hand… whoa, maybe that’s my hand. Hey, wasn’t I holding a spray can? Wow, that’s got to be my spray can. I didn’t give it to anybody. I don’t think I gave it to anybody. So that has to be my hand.
I wonder if everyone can see those colors? I bet it’s some color genie that got trapped in the spray can. I bet I set it free, and it’s gonna give me wishes. Oh, no, what if I let it go, but that isn’t my hand? Somebody else is gonna get the wishes! I need that hand! Come here, hand! You’re mine, now! No, don’t fight me, don’t… I’ll bite you, hand! I will! Don’t test me! I’ll… YEEEEOWWWW!
Yeah. Definitely was my hand all along.
Wear this shirt: over your nose and mouth to help keep out paint fumes.
Don’t wear this shirt: in place of an appropriate filtration device. Or around genies. It’s not certified genie-safe by the trade commission.
This shirt tells the world: “I know a store where they sell pirate cans! But there’s no pirate inside. I feel kinda let down.”
We call this color: Hey, Let’s Just Lie On The Grass And Look At All The Colors And Blow Our Minds
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12.65” x 19”
WXL - K4: 8.65” x 13”
Pantone Color(s): White – 7506C – Warm Red C – 7478C – 1235C – 292C – 7518C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
