The E3 2009 Expo might be over, but the bastards will never take away our memories. Like all those people who wore Shirt.Woot tees...or all these people who wore Shirt.Woot tees...
Charmaine was absolutely refreshing. Can’t you tell?...
Cody and Artie were filming a buddy movie. Okay, well, they were looking for funding for a buddy movie. Okay, well, they were real buddies. Okay, well, at least they stopped fighting long enough to let us take this picture.
Brian and Bryan made it very awkward for us because we weren’t sure who had the i and who had the y. So we’re putting them together and hoping no one notices.
Shannon is gone, they say, she drifted out to sea. Also she’s dating Gus, our new bff. Remember Gus?
We saw Gus every single day, practically everywhere we went. We even hit him with a monkey once. It would have been a little scary if he wasn’t such a nice guy.
Jared and Thomas were also repeat customers. You can see their original appearance here if you want.
What can was say about Mario and Jason? That’s a real question, you know. There were so many of you that we’re running out of funny quips.
Sewell was one more for the Woot Army. All these brave soldiers out there. It makes us feel like Paul Maud’dib.
Here’s Blake. Alert the Terran Federation.
One of these guys is Jason. One of them isn’t. We wrote the names down wrong here and we’re very sorry about that. Especially for Mr. Nameless Isn’t.
We wanted to make an Elvis Costello joke but Allison told us to credit her as Allie. Which means we’ve got nothing here. Nothing at all.
Chris lit the booth on fire with his heat vision. Then he used his super-breath to put that fire out.
Then Sergio lit it on fire again. Next year we’re bringing Kryptonite and defending ourselves.
Edward got caught in mid-smile. We just didn’t have time to shoot a second photo. It’s not him, it’s us.
Patrick is clearly a man of letters. All the letters.
Issac told us this was one of our shirts, but we don’t remember it. Did we get tricked, or are we just forgetful?
Jake is the Internet. How could we fail to include the Internet?
We didn’t forget you, Jeremy! Hope you found that lady in the Macy’s!
Ethan made it in at the last possible second, right before we closed our booth. And then it was all over but the drinking.
Remember, next time we’re in town, come by our booth and say hi! We’ll make you online famous!
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