Only You Can Prevent Nightmares
2nd place in Derby #115: National Parks, with 1357 votes!
“And he had these really long fingers…”
“Stop it! That’s not scary!”
”...and there was hardly any fur anywhere on his body…”
“I said stop! You’re not scaring me!”
”...and around his neck he wore a strip of fur from one of the bears he’d killed…”
“Stop it! Stoooop iiiiit!”
”...and he went around to all the trash cans and took away all the food before the bears could eat any, just to be mean!”
“Really?!? For real?!?”
“Ha ha! I knew you were scared!”
Wear this shirt: backwards so you can tell everybody you’re riding bearback! No, actually, don’t. That’s really stupid.
Don’t wear this shirt: and go camping with bears. Because they might kill you.
This shirt tells the world: “And when they got home, they found his hand still clutching the back bumper!”
We call this color: When The Log Rolls Over, We’ll All Be Brown.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 9.16”
WXL - K4: 9” x 6.34”
Pantone Color(s): 7403C – 164C – 470C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
