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Birds facial expression GMV.

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This totally captures "pressure". Great job!

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love it. such a good idea.

kdubbs29 wrote:This totally captures "pressure". Great job!

Agreed. Plus fat birds are awesome.

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I haven't voted on anything in a long time, but this shirt made me log in and you GMV!

krisrobinson wrote:Agreed. Plus fat birds are awesome.

And tasty!

Edit: Poor fat bird. Looks like it's not gonna make it.

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hehehe lovin the fat bird

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Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

Now I have two reasons to vote for it!

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

Once you go dark black male genitalia, you never go back.

dekonstruct wrote:Now I have two reasons to vote for it!

dsatele wrote:Once you go dark black male genitalia, you never go back.

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Awesome submission!

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Okay, this is seriously funny. Good job, boots! GMV.

dsatele wrote:Once you go dark black male genitalia, you never go back.

I loled hard. Boots should make that this shirt's tagline XD

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I would love to see this print, I would buy 3, and it would be my first cream shirt.woot! I giggled a bit when I saw this and my mom (who is a cat lady) really likes it too! Great job Boots!!!!!

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You had me at the cats.

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Cute!

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Love the stylistic cats.

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Bootsy!!!

diggin it. :-D

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nice one, very nice. gmv

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Love this design. My first thought was male genitalia too! Dirty minds.... I'd love to buy this shirt. Hope it prints!

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At first glance i thought this was a constipated bird lol.

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Too Funny! And I love the cat with his tongue out! He's just waiting for lunch! My cats love to watch the birds outside and we recently had a momma bird nest right on our front porch....my cats watched them day and night just waiting for one of the babies to fall out!

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Nice, Boots. I sense a print comin' on.

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Adorable bird! And I'm always a fan of evil cats so I'm liking this one.

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Is it just me or is the second cat from the right, have a backwards ear (left ear)?

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Nice work,Love the bird's expression!

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Poor chubby guy. Love it!

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

It's not just you, I came here to say they looked like penises also.

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I don't know...This looks a little too similar to this. Maybe it won't get rejected. Here's hoping!

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i was thinking along the lines of "peer" presure XD

andrewdanger wrote:I don't know...This looks a little too similar to this. Maybe it won't get rejected. Here's hoping!

To what? A photo of a cat?

andrewdanger wrote:I don't know...This looks a little too similar to this. Maybe it won't get rejected. Here's hoping!

o.o but anyways! very cute gmv :]

scumit wrote:o.o but anyways! very cute gmv :]

I CAN HAZ FAT BERD?

Like it Boots. :-)

eHalcyon wrote:To what? A photo of a cat?

A photo of this cat:

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The ears look off to me. I stared for a while thinking I would eventually see it properly, but it never happened. I can definitely see it's appeal though, but just not for me.

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

That's what I thought from the thumb nail. How ironic that they actually turn out to be a slang term for female genitalia...

Now that my mind is out of the gutter, love the fat bird. Makes me want to sing a beatles parody...

Fat bird struggling to pick up flight,
Flap those chubby wings, and learn to fly,
Oh your life...will soon be over if you don't get enough height
Fat..bird...fly...into tho light away from cats as black as night...

Yeah, it's 2 AM, and I've had alot to drink. Now I'm off to listen to some Beatles.

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Awesome shirt, boots!

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

hoho, that was *exactly* my thought. . . Don't worry, you're not alone.

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I couldn't figure out these were cats until I read the comments. After reading the comments, I went back to look at the tee, and it IS really cute, and I COULD SEE they were cats. Perhaps the artistic side of my brain is shut off this morning - but this is an honest review. I hope this does go to print - I'll buy six!!!

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Similarity to male genitalia aside, I really don't get the appeal to this shirt. I don't see it as very well drawn, nor do I think it's all that humorous and witty, and I definitely don't see it as "wearable".

Seriously, the fact that this is strongly in the fog makes me scratch my head.

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Similarity to male genitalia aside, I really don't get the appeal to this shirt. I don't see it as very well drawn, nor do I think it's all that humorous and witty, and I definitely don't see it as "wearable".

Seriously, the fact that this is strongly in the fog makes me scratch my head.

large black genetalia + its by bootsboots
two things woot likes

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It's Ms. Boots with the controversy! Ha. Boots is hawt. GMV.

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i'm sorry i love cats and everything but they look like penises. i would never wear this.

ebonyglider wrote:i'm sorry i love cats and everything but they look like penises. i would never wear this.

"they look like penises" - Wow. This comment is superb.

Love the shirt boots Not a fan of the color but the design is so cute I'll go for it anyways. Great job!

ebonyglider wrote:i'm sorry i love cats and everything but they look like penises. i would never wear this.

Thanks for the comments, everyone. I'm really happy that this one is doing so well. I'm also really happy that some of you think the cats look like penises. And I really hope it becomes my claim to fame.

You know Boots?
No... who?
Big black penises!
Ohhhh her. Yeah!

ebonyglider wrote:i'm sorry i love cats and everything but they look like penises. i would never wear this.

Is it just me or is the name of this commenter just awesome?

BootsBoots wrote:
You know Boots?
No... who?
Big black penises!
Ohhhh her. Yeah!

And I was worried my entry this week might be considered too orgasmic... BootsBoots outsuggests us all. Paging Doctor Freud!

dsatele wrote:Is it just me or is the name of this commenter just awesome?

It's somewhat ironic this "ebonyglider" person doesn't like the black cats. Mwahahahaha...

BootsBoots wrote:
You know Boots?
No... who?
Big black penises!
Ohhhh her. Yeah!

BootsBoots wrote:Thanks for the comments, everyone. I'm really happy that this one is doing so well. I'm also really happy that some of you think the cats look like penises. And I really hope it becomes my claim to fame.

You know Boots?
No... who?
Big black penises!
Ohhhh her. Yeah!

I always equate you with interesting color choices but big black peni just roll off the tongue... wait that didn't come out right.

dsatele wrote:Is it just me or is the name of this commenter just awesome?

Given the comment s/he made... yeah, that's awesome.

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I'm liking the sort of art deco style of the cats.

On another note, what I'm assuming is the second cats tongue I keep seeing as a nose piercing - but that's more than likely just me.

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Is your shirt title a nod to Kevin Smith? Reminds me of a funny scene in Mallrats.

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Awesome illustration! It made me laugh out loud.

Yep, its hilarious! Those cats strike me as art deco for some reason.. Hehe.

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I love this shirt, Boots. If this prints, it'll be my first Bootsx2 shirt! :D

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I love the shirt design but truly hate the color. I wish they would get rid of this color all together.

My compliments to the artist! This is one great shirt!!

HMMMM.... Black male Genitalia, drawn on a Cream shirt, with a Chubby bird???? well done boots!!! The porno Trifecta!!!

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uggh.... Where are all the votes for this design coming from? Cat lovers?

sittle wrote:uggh.... Where are all the votes for this design coming from? Cat lovers?

Black genitalia lovers.

theciscokiddd wrote:Black genitalia lovers.

It is also possible to love both at the same time, but hopefully not in the same way. I may need therapy after this.

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I like this, bootsy, but I almost wish the bird was done in black in the same style and color of the cats. You could still depict struggle but make the bird more of the same style. Still, I'm glad it's where it is in the derby.

theciscokiddd wrote:Black genitalia lovers.

Didn't know woot had so many. Still don't know what the fuss is all about. Maybe a good time to try something new. YOWZA! Drawing black cats that is!

dekonstruct wrote:It is also possible to love both at the same time, but hopefully not in the same way. I may need therapy after this.

zomg. lol. GMV ;)

This is great - it's adorable, even though I am not a cat lover.

My only concern with wearing it is that I'm rather, erm, bird-shaped.

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I like the illustration. However, the color and shape of the cats' ears are bothering me. I think its more of a perspective issue. But I do like the fat bird.

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I'm definitely a dog person, but this shirt makes me giggle. In for one!

BootsBoots wrote:Thanks for the comments, everyone. I'm really happy that this one is doing so well. I'm also really happy that some of you think the cats look like penises. And I really hope it becomes my claim to fame.

You know Boots?
No... who?
Big black penises!
Ohhhh her. Yeah!

:-D free the weasels

(they apparently replace the letters F, T & W with a neat phrase when grouped together.)

TurboGraphx16 wrote:Okay, maybe it's just me, but those cats look like dark black "male genitalia" ...

Maybe it's just you and me. I hope so.

BoredStiff wrote:That's what I thought from the thumb nail. How ironic that they actually turn out to be a slang term for female genitalia...

Now that my mind is out of the gutter, love the fat bird. Makes me want to sing a beatles parody...

Fat bird struggling to pick up flight,
Flap those chubby wings, and learn to fly,
Oh your life...will soon be over if you don't get enough height
Fat..bird...fly...into tho light away from cats as black as night...

Yeah, it's 2 AM, and I've had alot to drink. Now I'm off to listen to some Beatles.

I just laughed til I cried. Love your parody.
I was really chagrined to see the poor little bird struggling to escape and I am a cat person!(and a fat person) Then I read your commentary and realized I should lighten up. This is a really fun piece. ;-)

BootsBoots wrote:I'm also really happy that some of you think the cats look like penises.

At least no one's said that your big black penises look like cats.

I mean, not your as in actually yours but you know, as in what you drew. on the shirt.