Shirt.woot launches a new original t-shirt design every midnight(central). After that spotlight, the shirt enters The Reckoning, our top 20 best selling shirts.

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WootBot


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Ifergott


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woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up

cmaccoy


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Hahahahahaha thats silly ;-). But thanks woot, finally a geek shirt.. I might buy it if i'm tempted. It seems a bit much honestly.. a lil over the top.. but meh..

grimor


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woohoo 3xl


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NoRoadtrippin


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i like it. but i dunno that id wear it. cool that they expanded the size range.

Oh, the money I could have saved....

lukekim91


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i need an XS for my little bro.

just a lil man that loves to draw and look at people's drawings...

roadmasta


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Who on earth would put this on?

TODD CONNOLLY

Mymil


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Heh, this is pretty funny. It reminds me of those action figures of characters like a librarian, Freud, Cleopatra, etc. The librarian has 'real shushing action'! This shirt design would make a pretty excellent addition to those action figures.

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imallergictoaids


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wow........ i cant believe this is what i waited all day for woot has been letting me down lately.... im hurt

jmunger


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A good shirt for a Con. In for one.

JohnQ118


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shirt.woot wrote:Men's 3XL and ladies XL sizes now available.

Everyone is HAPPY now.

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HateMail


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I love his bag labeled with "L0L" just rocks

yathink2


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THEY HAVE 3X NOW YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



gochr1s


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way to cave to the "powerful" obese lobby, woot...

riffmaster18


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pretty funny... wouldn't wear it though

KeplerNiko


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That's just a weird shirt. I was sketched out by the title (think NAMBLA), and the design itself lacks cleverness or subtlety. Woot! shirts are generally good for non-mainstream sarcastic humor or the like, but I'll definitely be passing on this one.

shadymailman


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epic lulz!, cashing in on american obesity...woohoo!

maxrfb


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Ifergott wrote:woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up


And the tall people. Sizeist.

wow. I actually bought a Robot Elvis.
What was I thinking?

yathink2


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gochr1s wrote:way to cave to the "powerful" obese lobby, woot...


not obese just prefer my shirts loose



traildragon


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what?! No XXS? What about us small asses, eh?

Kidding, kidding...

RikkiB


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Awesome tee

princessproton


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I keep almost buying this but then I read the Man-Boy part again and think of NAMBLA.

Edit: Glad I wasn't the only one, cuz that would just be weird.

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alboneus


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Ifergott wrote:woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up


LAWL ^^

Before free market economy, we eat potato each night for dinner. Now we have much money. We eat two potato each night for dinner. And on happy days, we eat salted pork from can.

Ifergott


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maxrfb wrote:And the tall people. Sizeist.


i'm 6'7" and have 7 woot shirts.

m2n


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No-No-N0....... this is not right
pass

shaneberto


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This shirt and in 3XL, what are you saying shirtwoot?

No for me, not now, not ever.

jeriryan


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I was going to get it but it kinda weirds me out too with the "man-boy". The other guy mentioned NAMBLA, and that pretty much sums it up.

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adnanrules


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Check it out...these shirts now fit fatties too. I mean people with "glandular" problems...oh yeah...and people who are big(muscular-not fatties).

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mortong


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Wow. Way to give in to, yet at the same time mock the desperate pleadings of the small shirt splitters.

Best Bandolier of Carrots quote, 2007:
ratfink128 wrote:Wait, so what is it? I'm paying $1 for the goodies and $5 for the shipping? I would say a pass, good luck.

ChristanEff


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Would've liked XXX for the Sputnik shirt.
Will there be retroactive XXXing or no?

rolfedaus


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lukekim91 wrote:i need an XS for my little bro.


I bought American Samuri and Brain Freeze for my 6 year old in Women's Small. I take the hem up a couple inches and it is the same size as his kid's size 6 shirts. Which also explains why the women's Ts are a difficult fit if one is at all busty

AdderXYU


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The shirt is pretty much made of awful, but the description is the best snide humour I've read in a long time. Thank you for that, woot.


Spidie2000


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nice, in for my 4th shirt. go geek doody!

thebuggalo


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dear god! this is a TERRIBLE shirt. what nerd would actually wear this in public?

and why are we excited for getting 3X-L shirts. That is disgusting. you seriously have a problem if you where a 3X, hell, even a 2X is ridiculously big. And don't say you are tall... no one is tall enough to need 3X but not be fat.

adnanrules


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Ifergott wrote:woot chose a good shirt to launch 3xl

now hopefully all the fatty-bo-batties will shut up


I actually call them "fatty-boom-batties"...but nice use of it.

I salwoot you, lfergott!

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iifeisgoodii


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Yea it's funny but I don't think I'd wear it..

rancidkangaroo


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ha-ha. great description woot writer. way to be brutally honest.

qvtqht


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Ok, I'm passing on this shirt because I'll never wear it, but I have to say that the attention to detail on that design is amazing.

scrounds


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don't think for me but I'm sure this one 'll sell out fast!

SuperNinja


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princessproton wrote:I keep almost buying this but then I read the Man-Boy part again and think of NAMBLA.

Edit: Glad I wasn't the only one, cuz that would just be weird.

Damn it!

I almost bought one of these glorious shirts, until that was pointed out.