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The Best Thing Since

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
Cymbalta
Last Wooter to Woot:
danshoff
Last Purchase:
20 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 1% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 7% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2207

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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wizard7926


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wizard7926

*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race.

Wanna buy it later? Click this link!

2thFairy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages 2thFairy

Congrats!

eyeslikesugar


quality posts: 2 Private Messages eyeslikesugar

Not what I had hoped. But, congrats nonetheless. =)

-James Cho -EdgarRMcherly Shirt.Woot.Com - Ye Oldest Sucker - 2009

peppersagooddog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages peppersagooddog

who didn't see that coming?
wtg riff!

Rathi04


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Rathi04

I laughed pretty hard reading it but brown isn't my color.

PHoover


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PHoover

Got Peanut Butter and jelly with that....Nice

goldfishinapicklejar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldfishinapicklejar

Man, I was not expecting that. Congrats. I would have sworn that the tons of images on top of eachother was gonna win. MMMMM. Bread

Ledbetterus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ledbetterus

This shirt was designed by: The omnivorous Riffmaster18, who apparently has five hundred proxy accounts he uses to keep making sure his shirts get voted in each week. Not that we’re complaining. He brings in the dough.

l o l

Congratz Riff, a different style than you usually put out there, none-the-less still another quality shirt.

Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly

I'm holding out for the pen shirt, but this is funny:

We call this color: Brown Was Actually A Color Before FirefIy You Know
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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

KZuke


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KZuke

Pretty clever! I can't wear brown though...

superspryte


quality posts: 21 Private Messages superspryte

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We are not surprised.

w: 6 | s.w: 14 | so.w: 2 | t.w: 1 | w.w: 15

Switz213


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Switz213

jejeje

I'm in for one.

And proud to say my first woot/shirt.woot ever!
I have gotten side deals, and have floated around for the past 2 months or so.

Fun

fun fun fun

storyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages storyr
SailorButterfly wrote:I'm holding out for the pen shirt, but this is funny:



jejeje, the color comment made me laugh as well.

Allenxt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Allenxt

Ahhh this is tempting... but methinks the black and purple one will get my cash this weekend...

maxinater


quality posts: 4 Private Messages maxinater

This shirt is seriously the greatest invention since sliced bread!!!@!@!Q11!!!!1!!!@!~!`!!!

jejeje (lawlz), seriously it is cool!

EDIT: i didn't know i couldn't type [el] [oh] [el]

29 wootz (I was better than everyone else)
Avg. qty: 1.642857
Total of 48 items
Last purchase: Buckyballs 2-for-Tuesday

Cymbalta


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Cymbalta

First sucker! Yes!

etherealstrife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etherealstrife

The logic doesn't add up, but an amusing shirt nonetheless.

philiparthurmoore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages philiparthurmoore

Definitely the first shirt that has made me laugh my head off ; in for one.

2thFairy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages 2thFairy

" remembering that time in the ‘7’0’s’ "

I'm still laughing over that whole discussion!!!

cedaroo


quality posts: 11 Private Messages cedaroo
We call this color: Brown Was Actually A Color Before _Firefly_ You Know



Ha! A _Firefly_ reference. Well done.

Congratulations. It's a fun shirt design.

I'm on the fence though, as I'm not sure about the message, and I already have a closet full of 'snarky'.

dj245


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dj245

sliced bread isn't even an improvement. By preslicing the bread the bread interior is exposed, making it more prone to mold. It also dries out faster. And yet sliced bread is cheaper. I guess they want you to buy more bread.

mwheeleror


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwheeleror

I like the shirt, but can't wear it because it doesn't make sense.

"Such and such is the greatest thing since sliced bread" means such and such is not better than sliced bread, it does not surpass sliced bread, it is better than everything that came after sliced bread.

allgoodshirts


quality posts: 0 Private Messages allgoodshirts

Congratulations to Riffmaster18.

Also, special recognition for wizard7926, AdderXYU and everyone else for an amazing first Sad Rat Race.

powerpiglet


quality posts: 6 Private Messages powerpiglet

I don't get it? Saying thing X is "the best thing since sliced bread" doesn't imply that thing X surpasses sliced bread. Quite the contrary... it means you'd have to go as far back as sliced bread to find something that surpasses thing X.

klswoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages klswoot

Congratulations Riff! Loved the description of this one. My father got a kick out of this design. Hope he didn't vote on it instead of mine, however.

Brian202


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Brian202

In for one, yo!

45 woots

brizz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brizz

doesn't make sense + clip art wonderbread = no sale.

Seriously weak entry....no drama this week either really. we know what the three shirts are going to be. But this was by far the weakest of the top 10 let alone the fog.

Coupon shirt redux

elpepe


quality posts: 8 Private Messages elpepe

Why is the since 1928 part all slanty?

Jarreb


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jarreb

Very funny... but like most, brown is just not right.... for me.... Love the bread invention...

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

brizz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brizz
powerpiglet wrote:I don't get it? Saying thing X is "the best thing since sliced bread" doesn't imply that thing X surpasses sliced bread. Quite the contrary... it means you'd have to go as far back as sliced bread to find something that surpasses thing X.



you are correct that it makes completely no sense...but since when do derby voters care about logic?


or apostrophe's?

masteinke


quality posts: 0 Private Messages masteinke
Switz213 wrote:jejeje

I'm in for one.

And proud to say my first woot/shirt.woot ever!



Mine too!

brizz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages brizz
elpepe wrote:Why is the since 1928 part all slanty?



that's the fancy italic effect he threw in there. took an extra 3 seconds!

masteinke


quality posts: 0 Private Messages masteinke
powerpiglet wrote:I don't get it? Saying thing X is "the best thing since sliced bread" doesn't imply that thing X surpasses sliced bread. Quite the contrary... it means you'd have to go as far back as sliced bread to find something that surpasses thing X.



Dang. Wish I had thought about it a little more before I bought one.

ColinH


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ColinH
etherealstrife wrote:The logic doesn't add up.



Yep, horribly thoughtless shirt....

caseyrudge


quality posts: 0 Private Messages caseyrudge

Wait, when you say "it's the best thing since sliced bread" you are not saying that it surpasses sliced bread. You are actually saying that sliced bread surpasses whatever you are talking about. I think this t-shirt is imported from bizarro world where everything is backwards and the t-shirt wears you.

Where's The Fun!

EDIT: Holy carp, I guess I'm not the first to point this out. I've got big ol dinosaur brains like a whole pallet of peas

zyxomma100


quality posts: 5 Private Messages zyxomma100

If it said "nearly surpassed by almost everything" I would've bought it. As it stands, the shirt doesn't fit the saying.

Brode30


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Brode30

love it, got one, and one for a friend


  1. 2/8/2008 Logitech MM32 Speaker (sellout.woot)
  2. 1/25/2008 Vandalized Turtle (Shirt.woot)
  3. 1/11/2008 The Best Thing Since (Shirt.woot)
  4. 12/29/2007 XtremeMac Portable Battery Pack for iPods
  5. 12/26/2007 Random Crap: 2008 Calendar Edition
  6. 7/20/2007 Belkin Wireless MediaPilot Keyboard
  7. 4/17/2007 Delphi USB 2.0 Lighted Cable - 4-Pack
  8. 4/04/2007 Belkin TuneSync Dock and 5-Port USB Hub
  9. 3/23/2007 SanDisk 256 MB MP3/WMA Player with FM Tuner and Voice Recorder

svengoolie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages svengoolie

Clever.

Of course I would never wear it.

JadenKale


quality posts: 163 Private Messages JadenKale

Grats Riff!