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The Greasy Grasp Of God

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
maxpospischil
Last Wooter to Woot:
thesoup
Last Purchase:
17 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 35% of Shirt Woots
Top 28% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2639

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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daftvillain


quality posts: 0 Private Messages daftvillain

This screams "My little sister" to me... Congratulations on the print.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

I really like the taco... not sure about the white shirt. The text is ok with me too. Not a buy, but I really like it. Congratulations Will!

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aznkuo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aznkuo

*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

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davidbader


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davidbader

looks like a klswoot design...

DarK41


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DarK41

madness

incredible contrast from yesterday to today.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Will, Grats on yet another print!! Don't know if I can rock the taco XP

dantriplett29


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dantriplett29

llo... wow. no lettuce or tomatoes? come on!

WonderWooter


quality posts: 6 Private Messages WonderWooter

It's the kinda shirt that would look really cool on the right person.

Like something a character would be wearing in a "college" movie.

Grats on the print. I am a short woman with big bosoms, not one of the aforementioned cool people

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

pcoleman17


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pcoleman17

I saw this shirt and I just started laughing... just laughing...


I'm not getting this shirt

infiniteammo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages infiniteammo

Damn you woot! and your cute shirts when I'm drunk! I LOVE IT!

jtwidman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jtwidman

I live in LA. This could very well get me stabbed if I walk around the wrong part of town.

heartluce


quality posts: 10 Private Messages heartluce
DarK41 wrote:madness

incredible contrast from yesterday to today.



So true. This shirt tells me I am definitely not woot's target audience (big surprise there)

azngorilla


quality posts: 0 Private Messages azngorilla

it's hard working being a cot salesman? typo?

hasdgfas


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hasdgfas

hahaha. This is hilarious. I wouldn't wear it, but it made me laugh, which is more than I can say for some "funny" woot shirts. Congrats.

Webfoot08


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Webfoot08

This shirt made me laugh. It's on white, sure. But if you drip something on it, you could just pass it off as part of the design. Congrats to the artist on getting printed.

yankeemanx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yankeemanx

I think i'm gonna rock the Taco

shuotime


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shuotime

horrible shirt. just horrible.

in for 2. =P

tomonline976


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tomonline976

Finally a shirt that I can wear to Taco Bell!

DVvM


quality posts: 11 Private Messages DVvM

This is truly the greatest shirt ever made.

Webfoot08


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Webfoot08
davidbader wrote:looks like a klswoot design...



Oh, nuh-uh. Most definitely does NOT! EDIT: Well, maybe the dog on the scooter in the Summer derby. A little.

murrayyyyy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages murrayyyyy

At least it is spelled right...

Dorkvader


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Dorkvader

this shirt is a little odd, but whatever. Everyone likes tacos! Right?

TheOreo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TheOreo

It shouldn't be on white.

But more important it should have read "I love tacos", and then I would have bought one.

Or if it was a "Wet Taco", some college days were fun.

woohoowoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages woohoowoot

i would get this if it were purple with yellow text. a shirt this weird deserves weird colors!

germains


quality posts: 0 Private Messages germains

Taco flavored kissessssssss

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seagoon


quality posts: 5 Private Messages seagoon

If only it were on a PINK shirt...

kylemittskus


quality posts: 230 Private Messages kylemittskus
murrayyyyy wrote:At least it is spelled right...



But grammatically incorrect. The "Of" in the title should not be capitalized since it's a preposition. And to whomever said this looks like a klswoot shirt: DIE! PS: You're also an WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES!; know that before you DIE!

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bfchickenchaser


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bfchickenchaser

That taco looks sooooo happy!

crocofish


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crocofish

Now make a taco that cr*ps ice cream. ;)


A white shirt doesn't seem like a color for eating tacos. Perhaps a brown would make stains less obvious.

yankeemanx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yankeemanx

Definately " I'm going to eat something messy and yummy, then drip it on my shirt" wear.

Classic for those that will "get it"

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Hmm... I find the linked video a bit disturbing. e_e

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paulkremer


quality posts: 4 Private Messages paulkremer

*giggles*! I have to admit this is a pass for me, but it made me laugh!

Kudos to the artist! Congrats!

yankeemanx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yankeemanx
crocofish wrote:Now make a taco that cr*ps ice cream. ;)

A white shirt doesn't seem like a color for eating tacos. Perhaps a brown would make stains less obvious.



The more stains the better

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
crocofish wrote:Now make a taco that cr*ps ice cream. ;)

A white shirt doesn't seem like a color for eating tacos. Perhaps a brown would make stains less obvious.



The stains will only enhance the design.

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kristibosch


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kristibosch

For some odd, unknown reason I am drawn to this shirt.

Webfoot08


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Webfoot08
kylemittskus wrote:But grammatically incorrect. The "Of" in the title should not be capitalized since it's a preposition. And to whomever said this looks like a klswoot shirt: DIE! PS: You're also an WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES!; know that before you DIE!



Well, I didn't want to say it quite that strongly, but...

Webfoot08


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Webfoot08
eHalcyon wrote:Hmm... I find the linked video a bit disturbing. e_e



Linked video?

TAYLORT5


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TAYLORT5

I like text on some shirts but, the kind of text is important. i don't like this text.I just got my peanut butter and jelly fish shirt today glad there is not any
TEXT on it. and it's great!!


You're on probation!

You've been put on posting probation for this post for this reason: Ok, I deleted it 3 times. Do you not get it? (24h) Personal attack/useless post.

Please stare at the scary cartoon dog for 20 hours and then try posting again.

murrayyyyy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages murrayyyyy
kylemittskus wrote:But grammatically incorrect. The "Of" in the title should not be capitalized since it's a preposition. And to whomever said this looks like a klswoot shirt: DIE! PS: You're also an WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES!; know that before you DIE!



Actually I was more worried about them not being able to spell the words on the shirt llo.