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Ehh... not too fond of this one.

um grats Oliver, but I'm gonna have to pass... I don't smoke so it's not appealing to me.

The design doesn't really work for me.

Should have been:

Donuts + Cigarettes + Coffee = Career in Law Enforcement.

I can spell KAUPHY but cant spell cigarettes and get all the letters wrong.

If this shirt is here when I wake up, I'll get one. Im on the fence.

Sometimes I just wonder why? Why are all the heather gray shirts so boring and white? So darn disappointed. Yet to see any good heather gray shirt in the last 3 months. I used to smoke cigarettes, for 4 years. Been tobacco free for 1 1/2 years now. Coffee isn't the best choice for stimulation, and is very acidic. If it were Yerba mate, and herbals then I'd think about it ;)

I'm sorry but this is one of the worst shirts on shirt.woot I've ever seen.

Congrats on the print though.

Oh woot, how I love thee. The item's description is great. Thanks for the midnight laugh.

Not a big fan of coffee and have never smoked a cigarette, so I'll be passing on this one. Goodnight.

I'm pretty much existing on nicotine and caffeine right now, so it's fitting, but I don't like the boob placement. I don't know, I'm having trouble deciding either way.

yeah, maybe if i smoked or enjoyed coffee this would be fun... but i dont.

agreed, worst i've seen

I dont smoke anymore!

What's up Bill Murray?

Would you like to see my Tesla Coil?

Um, no thanks. More like "gaggy."

Sorry, but this is one of the worst shirts I have ever seen on Woot.

A big time pass on this.

[inserts generic anti-tobacco comment]

yeah...what he said.

Cigarettes are disgusting! I'll definitely pass on this one.

poor taste

Ok. I have to have my smokes and coffee, true. Not convinced Joe Camel is as popular on a shirt anymore. Someone please enlighten me on the C8.. and C10.. thing. If it's the letter sub thing I haven't quite figure that out yet either. Must be the effects of nicotine and caffeine on what was my brain. ???

You guys don't know what you're talking about... according to 1955, cigarettes are good for you!

HowardTheDuck wrote:What's up Bill Murray?

Would you like to see my Tesla Coil?

Glad someone else caught on to that reference. That's the first thing I thought

woot - u can do better!

your printers must love this easy 2 color set up

too easy

this shirt is soon to flood local 12 step meetings.

That was a pretty good movie.

I thought this shirt was a fan dedication to the movies Coffee and Cigarettes.
http://www.hulu.com/coffee-and-cigarettes


If you like improv comedy and dry humor you will enjoy the movie. The whole thing is on hulu.com

barry1214 wrote:Ok. I have to have my smokes and coffee, true. Not convinced Joe Camel is as popular on a shirt anymore. Someone please enlighten me on the C8.. and C10.. thing. If it's the letter sub thing I haven't quite figure that out yet either. Must be the effects of nicotine and caffeine on what was my brain. ???

Copy + Paste into Google works wonders

HowardTheDuck wrote:What's up Bill Murray?

Would you like to see my Tesla Coil?

hahahahahaha exactly what i was thinking! great shirt, great combo, great movie, n41

Main Entry:
ter·ri·ble Listen to the pronunciation of terrible
Pronunciation:
\ˈter-ə-bəl, ˈte-rə-\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin terribilis, from terrēre to frighten — more at terror
Date:
15th century

1 a: exciting extreme alarm or intense fear : terrifying b: formidable in nature : awesome <a terrible responsibility> c: difficult <in a terrible bind>
2: extreme , great <a terrible disappointment>
3: extremely bad: as a: strongly repulsive : obnoxious <a terrible smell> b: notably unattractive or objectionable <terrible behavior> c: of very poor quality <a terrible movie> (webster)

I think that sums it up. Woot, you can do better. I believe in you!

It's a f**king movie reference what is wrong with you retards? Do you only watch the movies that come on abc family?

Everyone here is either way younger than I thought, or a lot dumber.


Either way. Either way's fine.

I love both coffee and cigarettes.. but I do not love this shirt.. bummer woot

Disgusting...

2n2is5 wrote:Copy + Paste into Google works wonders

thanks. I should have known that. I guess I need another cup of coffee at 1:15 a.m.

barry1214 wrote:Ok. I have to have my smokes and coffee, true. Not convinced Joe Camel is as popular on a shirt anymore. Someone please enlighten me on the C8.. and C10.. thing. If it's the letter sub thing I haven't quite figure that out yet either. Must be the effects of nicotine and caffeine on what was my brain. ???

Those are the chemical formulas for caffeine and nicotine. Two of the greatest chemical compounds ever invented! And it's very unlikely that the nicotine gave your relative/friend their lung cancer, so spare me the sob story. It's not tobacco's fault they chose to buy cigarettes laced with chemicals added to enforce the addiction, trick your brain and speed the effects of the nicotine. Smoking natural tobacco through a filter is the only way to smoke!

Edit: And Jon, the FILM (not a movie, but a series of vignettes) is only 5 years old. I'm not sure I understand the reference to people here being 'way younger than you thought.' I'm only 24 and was barely old enough to be interested in the film in 2003.

On a side note, I'd have thought someone so much older would be able to properly punctuate his sentences, but as you said, maybe people here are 'way dumber than I thought.'

Please take your bickering to 4chan.

i like coffee and i like cigarettes, and I kinda like this shirt....but i don't need to spend $10 to prove that I like coffee and cigarettes.

not sure about this one...

horrible.

If I still smoked, I'd seriously think about it. The coffee addiction is still going strong.

Or if I still hung out at Denny's til 4am. This looks like one of those shirts.

I like this. Negativity can take a hike.

It's great that all the people complaining that no one gets the movie reference aren't saying what movie it's referencing...