Shirt.Woot : One Shirt, No Shoes, No Service (SM)

Dear woot, I really really wish you'd allow text for this one. Because "Hell's Paving Company" just wont come across right without it.

And perhaps you would consider changing the now seemingly ubiquitous "no text" rule to "no slogans"? Please?

Big Brother Is Watching You

I'm surprised to see that no one has mentioned this yet, although I'm not sure if it qualifies as a quote, but I would love to see a "Fight fire with fire" design. Possibly two fireballs in boxing robes about to duke it out.

I'm not an artist, feel free to take the idea or leave it.

progress!

grypes wrote:

progress!

I like!


(Question: Was it your intention to make the Wyrm a tad....cute? Just curious.)

achariam wrote:I was thinking of illustrating Isaac Asimov's three laws of robotics. Is that a famous enough quote and would anyone wanna see a shirt like that?


1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Asimov was one of the first 'real authors' I started reading and would love a good 3-Laws shirt. Perhaps diagrams with a bit of flow charting to cover checking for conflicts.

theinfinityloop wrote:Big Brother Is Watching You

WIN.

What do you think about this one?

MaryESP wrote:I like!


(Question: Was it your intention to make the Wyrm a tad....cute? Just curious.)

I'd like to see the Wyrm look more menacing.

studio1172 wrote:

Which color you like best? Red or Royal Blue? Suggestions?

I like the blue.

eHalcyon wrote:I'd like to see the Wyrm look more menacing.

ditto

theinfinityloop wrote:Big Brother Is Watching You

I love it. I adore how you work like you're looking through little areas in the shirt.

hewtab wrote:Pick your favorite shirt color!



I'm really liking royal and cranberry

I like the orange and cranberry

Here is what I came up with for my thursday night 2 hour super speedy deluxe generic design. Keeping it simple on this first one this week, but I am going to try something different on my second design.

no1 wrote:i'd consider considering "quote" to be unacceptable in "formal situations" to be an affectation of an eccentric minority. like using the metric system in north america.

The metric system is used in North America. Both in Canada and in Mexico. Please remember that the U.S.A. does not equal North America.

MaryESP wrote:I like!


(Question: Was it your intention to make the Wyrm a tad....cute? Just curious.)

Yes actually. I thought about going more menacing but It's just not in me.

I like to portray potentially dark images in adorable ways. :-D

This is seriously the first time I had a solid idea for a derby. Too bad I can't draw. Oh well, knowing me, if I thought of it then most likely it's already a million other shirts by now. Now if there's ever a "random doodle" derby, I'm jumping all over that.

LOOP yours is genius.

STUDIO blue looks better to me.

Here's my entry. Any thoughts?

hbanzapan wrote:Here's my entry. Any thoughts?

Good Job!! Its simple, and I like the quote.

If you don't chew Big Red, then (CENSORED) you!

grypes wrote:Yes actually. I thought about going more menacing but It's just not in me.

I like to portray potentially dark images in adorable ways. :-D

Your wolf was pretty menacing though!

AyCee wrote:Worked on this idea for a little today, not the best but this is my first derby so I'm trying it out.

kylemittskus wrote:Kill two birds with one stone? If yes, how do I know there are two birds under there? Maybe there are 17! Or just a pillow!

Final comp (unless I get some awesome feedback or something!) I also considered doing it on the creme color, and then the camel would be shirt color and I'd add in coloring for the sand. Thoughts?
The Straw that Broke the Camel's Back (But it was an accident!)

mitchellp wrote:Good Job!! Its simple, and I like the quote.

Thanks!

MarlosTiger wrote:The metric system is used in North America. Both in Canada and in Mexico. Please remember that the U.S.A. does not equal North America.

please remember that ehalcyon is from canadia, and obliquely referring to canadians (and mexicans) as an "eccentric minority" is intended to be a humourous jab at him.

mitchellp wrote:What do you think about this one?

a thought occurred to me: does the phrase "diamonds are a girl's best friend" predate the song from gentlemen prefer blondes?

Just wrapped this up. Take Rene Descartes' classic, add a bit of phonetic interpretation, and you've got:



"I think, therefore I yam."

Not sure whether I'll have to officially name this "I think, therefore I am" to avoid the bone smashing power of the rejection hammer, and hope that people get the joke. Anybody have any thoughts on that?

Need to take a break to study for finals, but here's what I have so far

"Nobody likes a kiss-ass"




this donkey is gonna go on one side of the shirt, with a group of donkeys on the other side shunning him.
Still pretty new to this... feedback appreciated!

hewtab wrote:Pick your favorite shirt color!



I'm really liking royal and cranberry

Cranberry!

Gah, I don't have time to do all the elements I had planned in my design. I was going to have the sun, moon, stars and rain, and also elements of summer, autumn, winter and spring. Ah well. Two colours... the points are different.



wish by spirit and if by yes.

Any thoughts?

eHalcyon wrote:Gah, I don't have time to do all the elements I had planned in my design. I was going to have the sun, moon, stars and rain, and also elements of summer, autumn, winter and spring. Ah well. Two colours... the points are different.



wish by spirit and if by yes.

Any thoughts?

Looks like it's a Christmas shirt...

imsochady wrote:Looks like it's a Christmas shirt...

Is that a bad thing? It's a bad thing, isn't it? Sigh.

I still like it though.

theinfinityloop wrote:Big Brother Is Watching You

I love it, and I have to have it.

eHalcyon wrote:Is that a bad thing? It's a bad thing, isn't it? Sigh.

I still like it though.

I mean it's good. If you're going for that simplistic look, you definitely nailed it. My kind of shirt really. And it's really good to be reminded of the holidays in June. Hahah.

imsochady wrote:I mean it's good. If you're going for that simplistic look, you definitely nailed it. My kind of shirt really. And it's really good to be reminded of the holidays in June. Hahah.

Well, it only stopped snowing here about a month ago. Canada is fun. But to be clear, snow in April actually is unusual for us.

theinfinityloop wrote:Big Brother Is Watching You

You are rockin' these derbies recently. Another dope submission. Keep 'em coming!

Drakxxx wrote:Final lineart, will start on colors now.

Looks good Drakxxx can't wait to see colored.

oh god, never done this before. crossing my fingers.


anyway, this was my thought. Please no poking, I'm a doodler. I'm too add to be anymore precise than this. Whadya think? (not about submitting ::shudder:: just in general) Should I go crawl in a hole now?

This is my first derby guys! Comment and critique please? Not finalized though, not sure if I'm going to even enter....

“The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself” -Friedrich Nietzsche