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Apesplosion

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
ausfest
Last Wooter to Woot:
waterfern
Last Purchase:
5 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 21% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 48% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
527

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 31% < 25 woots
  • 33% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



pumbaa57


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pumbaa57

I think... I... want one?

I can't tell.

there's nothing douchier than a signature that lists all the junk you've bought. NOBODY CARES.

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali

Wow...I know what my nightmares will be about tonight.

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

is this what apelad looked like when his week was up?

depward


quality posts: 6 Private Messages depward

He is apescreamin'

Mattman243


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Mattman243

This would be so much better if it said something about Mother-in-laws.

My Shirt.Woots:

Poopelyse


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Poopelyse

this shirt is pretty freakin' sweet but i don't want it but i'm very attracted to it....

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

That's a pretty scary ape face. And I'm an ape fan! I'm guessing it's a chimpanzee, since the other possibility is a bonobo and they are much more peaceful apes.


sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali

It kinda reminds me of killer vampire chimps from Superspryteachu! I choose you!.

PSquishy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages PSquishy

Remember that movie Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman?

ctye


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ctye

I really like the explosion part, but kinda meh on the blue ape.

albinoapple


quality posts: 2 Private Messages albinoapple

Is Mr. Ape really angry or happy? We may never know.

nytimez


quality posts: 4 Private Messages nytimez

APETASTIC! Love it. In for one.

cake eater


quality posts: 5 Private Messages cake eater

grape ape. this shirt is sooooo random i must buy 3


ok. maybe just 1

forum option changes may take a few minutes. just relax

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

Looks like the Japanese-rising-sun + ape. Its oddly terrifying, but I can't stop looking.

jasonAP


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jasonAP

Is it just me, or does it look an awful lot like this image here:

http://workitmom.com/bloggers/workitdad/files/2008/02/ape.jpg

Then again, maybe all screaming primates look the same. I hope I don't sound like an ape-racist for saying that.

indeedman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages indeedman

if the sun had a face

duckcake


quality posts: 44 Private Messages duckcake

its.... umm... how can i put this nicely... not good... theres to many monkeys/apes/gorillas everywhere now a days. and apesplosion doesnt make sense.

Hi people =þ

imsochady


quality posts: 25 Private Messages imsochady

I shall not fling my poo at it for it does not draw enough ire from me.

ViperEagle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ViperEagle

The Tim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages The Tim

Hmm... I want one, but I've already got two asphalt Woot shirts...

Guess I'll sleep on it and decide in the morning.

indeedman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages indeedman

this has been monkey boy saying use toothpaste

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I can already hear the screams like the souls of the damned roasting over the fires of Hell. This shirt would go great with a flying monkey!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

cake eater


quality posts: 5 Private Messages cake eater

show me your war face!

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KaneRobot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KaneRobot
pumbaa57 wrote:I think... I... want one?

I can't tell.



Ha. Exactly my reaction.

Poopelyse


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Poopelyse

alright, I just bought it. In for one apesplosion. This shirt's pretty sweet.

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

I own "Reverse Tarzan" I almost feel obligated to purchase any monkey shirt. I think I'll sleep on it first.

Mattman243


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Mattman243
jasonAP wrote:Is it just me, or does it look an awful lot like this image here:

http://workitmom.com/bloggers/workitdad/files/2008/02/ape.jpg

Then again, maybe all screaming primates look the same. I hope I don't sound like an ape-racist for saying that.



It's not just you, it's almost exactly the same...

My Shirt.Woots:

SpastasticNomadic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SpastasticNomadic

And there it is, 1st page on images when you google 'chimp'.

Source:http://www.writinggooder.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/screaming-chimp.jpg




EDIT: Oops, I see someone already beat me to it with another link.

veit0036


quality posts: 3 Private Messages veit0036
jasonAP wrote:Is it just me, or does it look an awful lot like this image here:

http://workitmom.com/bloggers/workitdad/files/2008/02/ape.jpg

Then again, maybe all screaming primates look the same. I hope I don't sound like an ape-racist for saying that.



No its the same image, this shirt has violated copyright laws I'm sure.

The Tim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages The Tim
jasonAP wrote:Is it just me, or does it look an awful lot like this image here:

http://workitmom.com/bloggers/workitdad/files/2008/02/ape.jpg

Then again, maybe all screaming primates look the same. I hope I don't sound like an ape-racist for saying that.



Oh great. It's Broccoli all over again!

Edit:

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

Best non-derby shirt in a while...

outmywindow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages outmywindow

Where's Karl Pilkington when you need him?

t3hloofa


quality posts: 6 Private Messages t3hloofa

Don't know why peoples' thoughts are so clouded. This monkey is obviously singing his favorite Michael Jackson song.

simoco


quality posts: 0 Private Messages simoco

trying to decide if i want this shirt.... guess I will contemplate it tomorrow while at work.

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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A screaming monkey! Not nearly as cute as the flying ones. You can drape a couple around your neck and make them scream when someone leans in for a better look.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

binkdrop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages binkdrop

I don't know if it's just me, but sticking a rising sun background on the head of a drawn-over image of a chimp, which someone already posted, isn't creative enough to be sold as a shirt.

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842
The Tim wrote:Oh great. It's Broccoli all over again!

Edit:



Wish the shirt actually did that.

jasonAP


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jasonAP
The Tim wrote:Oh great. It's Broccoli all over again!



Now I'm feeling bad for stirring up the pot. I didn't do it intentionally - I swear! I was looking for pictures of apes to verify that this was an ape and not a monkey or some other simian, and the Google image search of 'ape' turned this image up as the second result. It's possible that there isn't a copyright associated with the image - I just pulled it straight from where I found it without doing any research - but I figured I should post it just in case.

Jabwai


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jabwai
veit0036 wrote:No its the same image, this shirt has violated copyright laws I'm sure.



absolutley not... it
s basically a painting of an image.. or a impressionistic interpretation.. no laws broken here.