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irulan

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the brain looks strangely like a turkey to me...

but I love the shirt!

Ansemx2

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They could use the top of his head that they cut off as the bowl to hold the candy. A perfect use of resources.

bluetuba

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YAY! Bootsboots! This kid must be from Soviet Russia!

auntiesash

Wow! Grats on the print! I really like how the colors fit the shirt color. Nice blend of creepy, cute, and funny.

Mattman243

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This is exactly why you don't let your kids wonder off when trick or treating!

My Shirt.Woots:

JadenKale

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::maniacal cackling:: Mmmm, time for the annual lobotomy!



Congrats, Boots!

imsochady

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Yay! Congrats Boots!

Ah what?!? They printed me!? HOOORRAAAYYY!!!

Hutif

Morbid. I love it.

Draug

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These are two Great Pumpkins that you SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF! visiting your pumpkin patch.

The enemy's gate is down.

shutts67

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bluetuba wrote:YAY! Bootsboots! This kid must be from Soviet Russia!

NICE!!!

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Draug

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Draug wrote:These are two Great Pumpkins that you SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF! visiting your pumpkin patch.


er....oooookay woot. *scratches head* right then. never mind

The enemy's gate is down.

Elfkid

yay! Had my fingers crossed for this one- it was too clever not to want Congratulations BootsBoots!

wootasourous

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Who wants to go pumpkin smashing? REVENGE THE CARVED MAN!

DarkDrag0n

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What are they gonna cook with all those human guts? Some sort of traditional pie?

IndependentVik

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Always nice to see you print, Boots! Creepy, this one; I like it.

KaylaJ

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Draug wrote:er....oooookay woot. *scratches head* right then. never mind


not sure you wanna scratch your head with a shirt like this

congrats boots

portezbie

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Is anyone else tired of Halloween themed shirts?

rabidtimmy

Amusing but a bit too disturbing for me.

JadenKale

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Draug wrote:er....oooookay woot. *scratches head* right then. never mind


"do not want" is a phrase that messes with the filter. Typically because wooters say it when they just don't care for an item.

Catbertthegreat

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Yes, it won and i'm in for one!

Draug

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KaylaJ wrote:not sure you wanna scratch your head with a shirt like this

congrats boots


I was scratching my head at why woot replaced my "Opposite of want" phrase with a phrase about spiders. Very odd censoring.

The enemy's gate is down.

Leahbh

Congrats Boots! I ordered mine!

KaylaJ

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i just realized the kid was bald. charlie brown just thought it was a bad halloween getting a rock

Draug

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Of course, pumpkins are technically fruit so it's only natural that they wouldn't be vegetarians.

The enemy's gate is down.

Draug

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irulan wrote:the brain looks strangely like a turkey to me...


Do you think we could put it in a turkey fryer? :D

The enemy's gate is down.

laurafoy

What kind of marital aid can you make with pumpkins?? (from the write-up)

HalfWheat

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Woot's "Do not wear this shirt" needs an addendum. You should also avoid the produce section of the grocery store. And at all costs, never wear it in your own kitchen because not only are there vegetables, but there are plenty of sharp knives.

You're probably safe at the butcher shop or the frozen food section, though.

frantix

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Awesome design! Congrats!

91 woots / 149 items

mitchellp

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Yaaaayyy! Got one. Can't wait to wear it! Thanks BootsBoots!

lauradzlg

DarkDrag0n wrote:What are they gonna cook with all those human guts? Some sort of traditional pie?


I think now we know what really comprises mincemeat...

achickta

I'm going to wear this as I take my small children trick or treating.

cinoclav

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This so reminds me of what may be the best video I've ever seen: Enjoy this!

wizzdingo

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DarkDrag0n wrote:What are they gonna cook with all those human guts? Some sort of traditional pie?


Shepherds Pie maybe?

Easy Shepherd's Pie

Ingredients

* 1 1/2 lbs ground round beef
* 1 onion chopped
* 1-2 cups vegetables - chopped carrots, corn, peas
* 1 1/2 - 2 lbs potatoes (3 big ones)
* 8 tablespoons butter (1 stick)
* 1/2 cup beef broth
* 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
* Salt, pepper, other seasonings of choice

Method

1 Peel and quarter potatoes, boil in salted water until tender (about 20 minutes).

2 While the potatoes are cooking, melt 4 Tablespoons butter (1/2 a stick) in large frying pan.

3 Sauté onions in butter until tender over medium heat (10 mins). If you are adding vegetables, add them according to cooking time. Put any carrots in with the onions. Add corn or peas either at the end of the cooking of the onions, or after the meat has initially cooked.

4 Add ground beef and sauté until no longer pink. Add salt and pepper. Add worcesterchire sauce. Add half a cup of beef broth and cook, uncovered, over low heat for 10 minutes, adding more beef broth as necessary to keep moist.

5 Mash potatoes in bowl with remainder of butter, season to taste.

6 Place beef and onions in baking dish. Distribute mashed potatoes on top. Rough up with a fork so that there are peaks that will brown nicely. You can use the fork to make some designs in the potatoes as well.

7 Cook in 400 degree oven until bubbling and brown (about 30 minutes). Broil for last few minutes if necessary to brown.

Serves four.

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ChefRAZ

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JadenKale wrote:"do not want" is a phrase that messes with the filter. Typically because wooters say it when they just don't care for an item.


When you say it out loud, the way it was written. It's really quite funny.

screeming monkey's guide to posting!<--this years gingerbread display

kimmux

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This is a step up from the Christmas sweaters my teachers used to wear. Think it's too scary to wear for teaching kindergarten?

JadenKale

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ChefRAZ wrote:When you say it out loud, the way it was written. It's really quite funny.


Heh... yeah, somewhat.

azdarkknight

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Not one for me.. seen too many "revenge" type shirts and unlike yesterdays zombie shirt, too specific to be worn at other times.

Just my opinion of course

bitserve

cinoclav wrote:This so reminds me of what may be the best video I've ever seen: Enjoy this!


Finally a shirt I voted for. I watched the You Tube video, but I thought it reminded me more of this poem that I'd read years ago.

Drakxxx

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Yay 4 Boots!

I'm in for one.