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Haha. Really nice.

nice, but i think this shirt will go over the top of most peoples head.

Cast bait fast to catch fat bass.

leslieliang wrote:Haha. Really nice.

bro

This shirt has a whale of a tail to tell...


Congrats Boots!

really cute, and i'm glad none of the title text is in it.

So where's the pun in this...? Huh? :O

hey hey hey

whats long, hard and full of seamen???

a submarine! meh heh heh

But what make them sperm whales? Don't forget the mouth-breathing masses that will try to figure this out. Also, I laughed a lot at this shirt. Well done.

*Groan over many puns with bad taste*

Bet Woot! sells a load of these.

Oh! I get it! It's an innuendo about sperm! You know, like the stuff guys have! Oh so clever boots!

Congrats boots!!! So glad I got mine!!! I think I may have creamed a little!!!

I'd set sail with these textured whales any day.

How is the boat remaining afloat with four heavy whales inside? Is the whales' bouyancy somehow playing a part?

LOL! The shirt description made me "whale" with laughter!

I love this design not just because it's hilarious, but also because it's really cool looking and just absurd even without the pun.

Finally, the works of Boots gets the recognition it deserves. So happy this finally made it to print.

wow. they really went all out with the description on this one. haha. wow.

Congrats boots! prints 2 weeks in a row!!

they look like humpback whales more than sperm wales

Penlithius wrote:nice, but i think this shirt will go over the top of most peoples head.

Oddly, that's exactly how I put on my shirts. 'Cuz when I put my feet in first, it just never works out right.

Though it won't be my first or last woot shirt to end up with 'seamen' on it, it definitely looks better in that condition than any of the others. Nice work, BootsBoots, and congrats on the print.

woot! I got my sperm whale!

I don't know if woot decided their pantones didn't match the original sub or if the colors were changed but I really like the updated blues and greens. They are much brighter and really make the design pop.

I used up all my good puns on this shirt's thread. If I wail really loud, will they give me a kewpie anyway?

There's nothing pervy here.
You guys need to get your mind out of the gutter.
Geeze.

Of course whales make good seamen. The live in the ocean!

And furthermore, I see nothing dirty about a lad named Peter who happens to have lived in Nantucket, Or a Captain who's name happens to be Balzac, Or his first mate Chisholm (Which, for the record, I don't even get then pun in that one).

For me, this wins both honors of being the best and worst titled woot shirt yet!

One of the seamen lost their load.

meh3884 wrote:hey hey hey

whats long, hard and full of seamen???

a submarine! meh heh heh

I was thinking sailors driving the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile .

Grats, Boots! Enjoy the sweet taste of victory

Props to whomever did the writeup for this shirt - and here we were, thinking there weren't any puns left to make regarding this shirt :D

Well obviously this pun is about whale watchers.

After looking at the fog, I knew I had to have this one if it made it (and so, you know, I just bought it). Good stuff!

Haha, is this PG enough for this site?

Grats on the print, Boots! Love it!

I'm no sailing expert, but why is the front sail blowing in the opposite direction of all the other sails?

adamsw216 wrote:Haha, is this PG enough for this site?

Obviously woots not following to its posted ratings for such things

Oh man, that description was perfect. The only thing lacking was a swallow reference, lol

Wheel at the bow = fail.

C'mon whales would know how to build a ship.

That write up deserves a huge probation. Hilarious though.