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He needs a playing card in the back tire spoke for the proper sound effect.

it needs like a teddy bear or something in the basket

The one thing more terrifying than finding a dragon in your green tea is staring into the eyes of this man.

perfect timing with the new South Park episode!

Those handlebar tassles are PIMPIN.

macho man randy savage?

He looks like a younger version of Carl from Aqua Teen.

royjones wrote:macho man randy savage?

lol, yes!

Ah, Alanis, I remember you from shirtfight. (You had some great submissions, and loved the geisha shirt). This is a funny design, congrats!

Bahahahahahaha, did Woot and South Park correlate this?

You're a ***!

I'm concerned. There are no reflectors on that bike. Sure he might be tough and all but toughness doesn't get you anywhere when a wildly-careening eighteen-wheeler fails to see your bike on the road's dark shoulder.

Kiwii wrote:He looks like a younger version of Carl from Aqua Teen.

Banana seats never had it so bad.

I like that his bandanna matches his bike.

Where are his training wheels?

It's kinda funny but who in the right mind would wear this?

I'd watch my back if I were you, alanis. Paul Teutul Sr. may take offense.

What's holding on that basket?

It would be better if he had training wheels on the bike.

wootasourous wrote:Bahahahahahaha, did Woot and South Park correlate this?

You're a ***!

Note: Fa&s are associated with obnoxious people who usually ride a Harley. I don't think this trike could generate the annoying loudness of a Harley.

Get your wheels a runnin'
Far from on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way

Born To Be Mild!

Hell's Angel in training.

I ride an adult tricycle (balance problems, mostly). If this were a tricycle, I would have bought it in a heartbeat.

Now I gotta think on it first...

At least it's a men's bike.

If anyone has seen it, doesn't this design remind anyone of "Big Fat Liar"?

He is missing the brass on the boots and the big wallet on a chain. Other than that, a fine representation of a biker. Minus the "FEEL THE THUNDER"!!! pipes the real fat boys ride.

hey i see what you did there. it's a really menacing looking guy on a really wimpy looking bike. there's even a basket and a horn! and it's on a baby blue shirt to top it off!

I work at a bike shop, how can I pass up a "biker" shirt?

The ape hanger handle bars actually give him a lot of street cred. I can overlook the banana seat now.

He would have been even cooler if he had a teddy bear in the basket. A tangerine-colored teddy bear. =3

2 weak designs, then it's back to bad jokes. Nice flexibility, Woot.

jasneko wrote:Ah, Alanis, I remember you from shirtfight. (You had some great submissions, and loved the geisha shirt). This is a funny design, congrats!

I, too, remember seeing this piece at Shirt Fight. Congrats!

What is the difference between a Huffy and a hoover vacuum cleaner?

duckcake wrote:it needs like a teddy bear or something in the basket

Mordiceius wrote:It would be better if he had training wheels on the bike.

Nuts. Wouldn't want to get this during Random Shirt day.

This must be the Canadian version?

It would be so awesome if that bike was pink ;)

someone allready called it but i want to re-inforce it......perfect timing with the new south park episode ROFL

xazothia wrote:I ride an adult tricycle (balance problems, mostly). If this were a tricycle, I would have bought it in a heartbeat.

Now I gotta think on it first...

Wow, I didn't know they made adult tricycles! How fast can you go on that?