Shirt.woot launches a new original t-shirt design every midnight(central). After that spotlight, the shirt enters The Reckoning, our top 20 best selling shirts.

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WootBot


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colinm09


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Wouldn't this be a more fitting diagram for a boxcar?

-Matt Colin

trucidation


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This would've been better with an El Camino.

Fanglekai


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Funny design but I wouldn't wear it.

Mahjongman


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Shouldn't there be another circle labeled "Creepy"?

BetterThanTheRest


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Ahhh.... what a delightful concept :D

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MissJamieD


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Considering the length of the car and lack of windows, are you certain this isn't a 'hearse' diagram?

glazedfaith


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colinm09 wrote:Wouldn't this be a more fitting diagram for a boxcar?


I think it fits. A boxcar would have more overlap, I think

scionsound5


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colinm09 wrote:Wouldn't this be a more fitting diagram for a boxcar?


Touche, touche. Can only have one pun but not the other

fright01


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Why are the words on this shirt? It should be one of those haha i get it or haha what so funny guys?

Dillybear


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Oh, how punny.

arj8138


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GAH if it wasn't on white....

smedgrick


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I see a face.

animuson


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You... cannot... be serious...

Someone is actually getting paid for this design?

lonelypond


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The big pink peg is giving me Game of Life flashbacks.

smartdude992


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animuson wrote:You... cannot... be serious...

Someone is actually getting paid for this design?


yea, it feels a bit half assed, definitely needs more stuff on it (xkcd bases come to mind...)

woot or die

Xihix


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If only I understood it... Then I could buy it!

chrisprender


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Hey Shirt.Woot! You totally missed the chance to use the phrase "On the road of life..." in the description!

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Gil212


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"but has a painting of a naked unicorn on the side!"

...how can a unicorn be naked?

steveng86


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It's a cute shirt, but frankly a white woot shirt is a no-no in my book

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dangerhaus


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ven i vant your opinion, i'll ax for it.

the ha is silent - i'm laughing on the inside

missmissa07


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Also applies to hummers.

hijimmy5


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I may have to start entering some derbies. I can make a lot of shirt designs like this.

gossamerica


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Aaah, there's nothing like a great pun. And this is nothing like a great pun. Pretty weak. Put this shirt in the overlapping circles marked "fakon" and "boring". No offense, Adam.

dukerayburn


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I was here to bag on this for being like a Demetri Martin joke brought to shirt, but it's Adam Koford, and I like Adam Koford and the things he does, and he has a new baby, so everyone should buy three.

isparabola


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I love bad woot designs on dailies. Makes me laugh.

jel2301


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I'm a big fan of Venn diagrams, possibly because I'm a giant nerd. This has a Venn diagram and a groan-inducing yet amusing pun (though maybe only amusing because it's a pun on "Venn diagram"). That's hard to pass up, but it's just not quite doing it for me.

OmniOne


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Shouldn't there be a river down by the van?

krazycheez


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I get it, but don't think I'd wear it.

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jecarso11


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I wonder how this shirt would look on a rather... well-endowed girl...

Either way, I agree about not liking the design.


  • The pun would be better without the words
  • White woot shirts... :-(
  • A little too plain and simple

I could buy those shirt iron-ons and print out the design myself anyways...

Pagefright


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Does no one else see how this could look like a pair breasts from a distance?

jel2301


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krazycheez wrote:I get it, but don't think I'd wear it.

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Joke? Mistake?

NoIAmTheCheese


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Is this a jab at the Flickr logo???

L4m3r


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If it had a VW Bus instead of a generic van, I'd buy it in a second.

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evilashe


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Pagefright wrote:Does no one else see how this could look like a pair breasts from a distance?


Odd, I thought that this shirt especially failed at it. They're unnaturally too close together. They need some space to bob and what not.

NitsuaKun


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Finally, a shirt that soccer moms would be proud of.

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blankzero


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Other items you might find in the designated region include:
- A freight car
- A hearse
- An unopened Hot Wheels toy

vr00m


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I laughed, but don't think I'll be wearing this design any time soon. Maybe if the words van diagram weren't on it.

BensonM


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blankzero wrote:Other items you might find in the designated region include:
- A freight car
- A hearse
- An unopened Hot Wheels toy

- a Smart forTwo

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bcrone821


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The colors remind me a Maestro credit card logo.