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Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

That's not very nice of them.

wkusler


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wkusler

This shirt makes me want bacon.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Everybody knows Favre is just going to sink the boat anyway.

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

All I see is a big piece of bacon.

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

vikings!! rawwrr! (i know it's a pirate sound)

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

The octopus seems impressed!

amoliski


quality posts: 2 Private Messages amoliski

Those legs must be a real drag.
Oh, also, which direction is the wind blowing, The sail says to the left, the flag says to the right...

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Squid + Bacon? [shudder] this veggo says "no thanks"

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

They come from the land of the ice and snow where the midnight sun and the hot springs flow.

Ahh, the Hammer of the Gods.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

When they reach land, I picture a lot of Benny-Hill style running around with those long legs.

lonelypond


quality posts: 667 Private Messages lonelypond

In a science mood so debating whether evolutionary advantage or not (and pondering scale -- is this near the shore or undersea trench levels of leggings?)

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Put one of those guys on a ladder: "Hey, I can see Valhalla from up here!"

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

what the ........... Fred Flintstone would turn in his grave.

Leminear


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Leminear

Man I'd hate to walk a mile in their shoes...they're all wet.

jnew93


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jnew93

It's not quite the flintmobile... Flintboat? Flintmoboat? Float?

bluetuba


quality posts: 60 Private Messages bluetuba

Woot has excellent taste in music!!!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

You'd think their basketball teams would do better than they have done, considering how tall they all are.

hanqi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hanqi

The author's name is the same as the place kicker for the Chicago Bears.

Hanqi.

JadenKale


quality posts: 186 Private Messages JadenKale

I feel so short just looking at his tee..

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

I just can't fathom how they avoid tripping.

alanbbent


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alanbbent

Yes, the octopus is definitely surprised to have met its match.

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee
amoliski wrote:Those legs must be a real drag.
Oh, also, which direction is the wind blowing, The sail says to the left, the flag says to the right...



i thought those were extra long fishing nets to catch the octopus, fish, and whales...

lostnightsoul


quality posts: 10 Private Messages lostnightsoul

As an Odinist, I am offended.

kuraine


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kuraine

My name is Leif, so today's commentary kind of freaked me out a bit. I was like whoa, they're on to me!

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Is that the ocean or a kiddie pool?

BionicPickle


quality posts: 7 Private Messages BionicPickle

I'm sorry, artist; maybe I just don't get it.

This shirt is just...stupid.

Just.plain.stupid.

ruforman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ruforman

the boot shape at the bottom of the oars give the vikings underwater traction in case of icy conditions.

Robmacleod


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Robmacleod
hanqi wrote:The author's name is the same as the place kicker for the Chicago Bears.



But the Vikings and Bears are rivals... There is mystery afoot

Naolito


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Naolito

I like how this looks. Any idea of it means though

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
BionicPickle wrote:I'm sorry, artist; maybe I just don't get it.

This shirt is just...stupid.

Just.plain.stupid.



I didn't think it'd take us this long. Congrats on the first "I don't get it this shirt is stupid" post of the thread.

Not every shirt is about "getting it". That doesn't mean you have to like this one, but that doesn't mean it's stupid simply because there's no reference to get.

PixelPants


quality posts: 74 Private Messages PixelPants

I always thought longboat meant from bow to stern...guess I was wrong. Really liking the playful, quirky design, just having trouble absorbing the color scheme.

jerroul


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jerroul

I'm mostly French and only 6', but my sons are both quite tall half-Danes, and most of their unnatural height seems to come from very long legs, so maybe there is something to today's design...their mom, my wife, is no taller than me, but...ooh her legs!!!

wavecaster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wavecaster
bluetuba wrote:Woot has excellent taste in music!!!



lol indeed. ensiferum is my favorite band of all time. amon amarth is great too. viking metal FTW!

ruf1o


quality posts: 15 Private Messages ruf1o

I bet they'd never need Dramamine with those sea legs. Me, I get sea sick just looking at this shirt.

Let's go Duke!

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

Robbie Gould is usually the kicker I end up with in my fantasy football league. With today's shirt, I'm inspired to see he is a man of many talents!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Spiritgreen

They lived in longhouses, sailed longships and were undefeated in the NBA for most of the middle ages. It all makes perfect sense now!

mooglechocobo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mooglechocobo
Rob Gould likes to go swimmin’ with bow-legged women.



It's funny, that's what I was thinking when I saw this shirt too. Oh, Col. Potter. "And swim between their legs..."

samuelrsheridan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages samuelrsheridan

I'd like to think that this is Nordic Jesus and his 12 Apostles traversing the English Channel on their way to pillage and plunder Gaul.

*insert joke about French booty"

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

I don't think I'd want to be one of those long-legged vikings. Have you seen what a viperfish looks like? A fangtooth? Do you know what a hagfish is? I don't think I'd want my bare legs to be in those murky depths.