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He’ll Probably Be Okay

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
jagendorf
Last Wooter to Woot:
dee02554
Last Purchase:
8 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 35% of Shirt Woots
Top 7% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
10659

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

Grrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnsss.

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That guy is screwed if these are the fast zombies...

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My husband will be relieved that we're saving $10 tonight. I am sad.

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

Reminds me of Some Motivation Required, only with zombies instead of a dinosaur ...

monkoosbob0


quality posts: 1 Private Messages monkoosbob0

Is supposed to be a Walking Dead reference?

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

The two shirts I wanted printed! Congratz on the print.

Bilyum it up all day long!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL I was expecting this one to print. I guess it just sent that other shirt on ahead to distract the horde...

beanalicious1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages beanalicious1

So many shirts are coming from Utah lately... I feel ashamed that I'm not trying to make shirts. Payson, UT deserves to be be on the shirt.woot map too!

Grats, art101!

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Always remember Rule 1: Cardio.

reganrabbit


quality posts: 1 Private Messages reganrabbit

I can count on one hand the number of times I've been able to reliably buy my husband a shirt he'd actually wear! He's letting me buy him a shirt! Wait, maybe he's a zombie now...

PoAng


quality posts: 4 Private Messages PoAng


Yeah, he'll probably be okay but will you be able to sleep at night not knowing.


Etaanaru


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Etaanaru

Text ruins another t-shirt relevant to my interests. *sigh*

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

If zombies had brains, they'd know their chances were better with the god-awful qwop-ers I suppose are humans.

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

admfl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages admfl

There is an ad just a bit below the "I want one button" that stays there and covers part of the close up of the design. It has an "i" for click here to see why you are getting this ad" but that opens a blank window, and there is no obvious way to shut the ad. Is it just me? I could block all ads but I wouldn't mind as long as they were close-able.

OK it stopped being a problem.

PoAng


quality posts: 4 Private Messages PoAng

Was this settled over rock, paper, scissors - or just-a-guy turned hero hoping to get the girl - or it was decided at that moment they were going to run north and did think make sure the guy in the back heard what the plan was.

Which is why you should always back brief to ensure everyone knows the plan/mission.


kissman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kissman

Even if the guy did beat Burgertime on a single quarter (which I seriously question), out-running a pack of blood-thirsty zombies is a lot more daunting than out-maneuvering Mr. Pickle and Mr. Egg.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 89 Private Messages Thirdbase9

That's what he gets for wearing a red shirt.

I don't know.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Reminds me of Shaun of the Dead trying to evade the Zombies.

loaba


quality posts: 31 Private Messages loaba

Rejoice! Finally a shirt worth buying.

cscarter


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cscarter

I'm actually going to be in a 5k race at the end of this month where we will be chased by zombies. This is perfect. Thanks and congrats!

ravenlith


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ravenlith

that guy/gal got boomed!

cLUrun


quality posts: 14 Private Messages cLUrun

I'm not impressed by this shirt at all... maybe it's because it looks like it was drawn in paint

ericshmerick


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ericshmerick
beanalicious1 wrote:So many shirts are coming from Utah lately... I feel ashamed that I'm not trying to make shirts. Payson, UT deserves to be be on the shirt.woot map too!

Grats, art101!



Agree!! I'm in Draper and I try to by all UT shirts.

Have several from Sandy.

UT represent!

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Yeah baby! Top two shirts from Utahn designers!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
Etaanaru wrote:Text ruins another t-shirt relevant to my interests. *sigh*



Agree'd. I got really tired of de-motivational posters because they stopped making sense a long time ago and this just reminds me of something I can't stand anymore. Maybe if it didn't have the second line of text it would be alright...

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lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

It would be better without the "He'll probably be okay"

googletoolbar


quality posts: 1 Private Messages googletoolbar

Meh. Nothing special about this shirt. MEHg!

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bblahnik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bblahnik

Does the burgertime link take anyone else to EEK A GHOST!, or is that just lucky ol me?

PapaMidnight


quality posts: 4 Private Messages PapaMidnight

I think that's Bill...

6 years bag-of-crapless and counting...

ericburton


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ericburton

I love zombies, but this shirt misses the mark entirely. Echoing what a few others have said, demotivational posters are not funny anymore and this looks like it was drawn in MS Paint. I woul be embarrassed to wear this shirt in public, and I'm honestly surprised that people voted for and are buying this print.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

I think of the Shaun of the Dead quote when I see this one.

"You've got red on you."

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess
Etaanaru wrote:Text ruins another t-shirt relevant to my interests. *sigh*



Hmm, wouldn't there be a way to get rid of the text if you were a little crafty, and make it look natural like there wasn't any text on there to begin with? I'm sure there is, but I haven't looked it up to see how.

Also, I'm starting to worry about bunny shirt, I hope it comes tomorrow! On the last derby my fave didn't make it but was in the fog, so I hope it doesn't happen again this week!

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess
ericburton wrote:I love zombies, but this shirt misses the mark entirely. Echoing what a few others have said, demotivational posters are not funny anymore and this looks like it was drawn in MS Paint. I woul be embarrassed to wear this shirt in public, and I'm honestly surprised that people voted for and are buying this print.



Posts such as yours bother me. I saw the other people saying something similar to this, but decided to hold my tongue until I saw your post.

Constructive criticism is alright, but some people are starting to get downright insulting. You would be "embarrassed to wear this shirt in public"? Even if I don't like a shirt, I don't come here and slam it in the comments.

The person who made this shirt is a part of the Woot community, likely one who has been here for a long time like most of the rest of us. Most of the people who submit to the derby are not professional artists, otherwise they would just submit their shirts in the regular way to Woot and get paid more for it.

I believe that while showing your opinion is fine, nobody should come here to slam the shirt just because it is not their taste. Taste in everything is subjective, so one cannot say that something sucks as an absolute.

I'm basically saying that it's not nice to come here and hurt someones feelings because the shirt is not your cup of tea. The artist is one of us and comes here to read these comments, so play nice!

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Awesome job, Art101. Congrats on the print!

reedmo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages reedmo
superstargoddess wrote:
I'm basically saying that it's not nice to come here and hurt someones feelings because the shirt is not your cup of tea.



I'd like to sum this up in one quick quote my mother used to say:
"Don't yuck someone else's wow."

kaetrace


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kaetrace

Dear WOOT!, I just wanted to thank you for the "Burgertime" link to the SMUT in the description. Really enjoyed that *sarcasm*. Jackasses.

"You do not have a soul, you are a soul. You have a body" C S Lewis

kaetrace


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kaetrace

Forgot to mention, the shirt is awesome, congrats!

"You do not have a soul, you are a soul. You have a body" C S Lewis

ashleyzorel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ashleyzorel

I like this design but, I'm completely zombied-out at the moment. I'm waiting for "the house that gives out raisins" Halloween tee.

grekit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grekit

What a racist shirt. The white people are fine while the poor Native American is targeted as lunch.

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess
reedmo wrote:I'd like to sum this up in one quick quote my mother used to say:
"Don't yuck someone else's wow."



Ha, I haven't heard that one before! Did she make it up or just hear it somewhere?

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange
Thirdbase9 wrote:That's what he gets for wearing a red shirt.



Can zombies see colors?

My Colours: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 7 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 10 Navy, 7 Silver, 7 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 8 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 7 Baby Blue, 3 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 5 Olive, 1 Pink, 1 Eggplant

Last 12 of 85: Little Dreams, Black and White, Fall, I'm not prickley on the inside..., Released, Nature Owl, Mirror Mirror, The Last Day, Playful Foxes Remix, My Special Day, My Special Day Tote, Circuit-ulatory System Remix