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Top Chief

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Top 35% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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CowboyDann


 quality posts: 701 Private Messages CowboyDann

Is this a Halo Shirt? I don't get it.

4khaos


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages 4khaos

Also available as an apron here.

easysailor


 quality posts: 25 Private Messages easysailor

Perfect for Navy Chiefs!

I live paycheck to paycheck thanks to woot.

axphw1


 quality posts: 12 Private Messages axphw1

So what's with the text-heavy dailies we've been seeing lately?

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teenracer6


 quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6
CowboyDann wrote:Is this a Halo Shirt? I don't get it.



Yes, and the Master Chief approves.

See what I did there?

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

dfunk29


 quality posts: 28 Private Messages dfunk29

Just the name of this shirt doesn't sound all that "politically correct". But then again, I don't get Halo references.

skatimmy737


 quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

The obvious reference link

http://www.duckydoestv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/topcheflogo.jpg

lilthne


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages lilthne

Nice way to kick off the weekly side sale.

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I don't know if kitchen duties and high-powered guns mix. I mean, what if you're making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and your gun gets jammed?


*drum riff*

I do that twitter thing at times

lalaclassic


 quality posts: 49 Private Messages lalaclassic

Great way to remember: I before E except after C

gideonfrost


 quality posts: 31 Private Messages gideonfrost

This shirt makes me wish I was a halo nerd but I'm not.

lonelypond


 quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Thanks to shirt.woot! I am developing a new appreciation for the kitchen as an armory. Is this a thank you card occasion?

CowboyDann


 quality posts: 701 Private Messages CowboyDann
teenracer6 wrote:Yes, and the Master Chief approves.

See what I did there?



Ah, Apparently I did get it. I just didn't think it was that funny... but then again I don't watch a lot of TV. Maybe if I saw the show or liked halo.

gideonfrost


 quality posts: 31 Private Messages gideonfrost
CowboyDann wrote:Is this a Halo Shirt? I don't get it.



I swear they just see your name and hit the Blaster button by now

skatimmy737


 quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

An NFL joke would have been funnier. But I'm sure it's been done before.

collinvh


 quality posts: 44 Private Messages collinvh

Simple, yet I didn't get it. This shirt would bring many questions... which I couldn't answer. I know of halo but don't know it well. Sorry woot!

laconic


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages laconic

A bit redundant. The title "Chief" itself means the top-most person.

Anorion


 quality posts: 35 Private Messages Anorion

If it had a tomahawk and feathers, I'd be in...

Certified Linux Chemist Guy.
If I hated Apple products any more than I do, I'd be on lists.

jakjak08v2


 quality posts: 6 Private Messages jakjak08v2

And this weeks secret ingredient is....
Sticky Grenades? Oooh, I wonder how they'll work this one, Dave?

crex1111


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages crex1111

To the people not understanding it, it's mixing the show Top Chef:



and Halo.

CowboyDann


 quality posts: 701 Private Messages CowboyDann
bluejester wrote:I don't know if kitchen duties and high-powered guns mix. I mean, what if you're making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and your gun gets jammed?


*drum riff*



That's a real groaner. Lucky for me I'm a huge fun of terribly great puns

sandwichslim


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages sandwichslim

A horrible reality show mixed with a horrible video game!

ThunderThighs


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gideonfrost wrote:I swear they just see your name and hit the Blaster button by now


Give me more to work with than this and you'd get blasted too!


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kpearson


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages kpearson

Sooooo sweet! My son is going to love this....of course I had to get one too. Now our Halo marathons will be awesome! Grunts,Brutes and Elites LOOK out!!!

Yup...I'm a dork.......

lalaclassic


 quality posts: 49 Private Messages lalaclassic
CowboyDann wrote:That's a real groaner. Lucky for me I'm a huge fun of terribly great puns





I've groaned to love them...

captainsuperdawg


 quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg

I feel kinda bad for this, but here goes my stupid joke:

Do you think Chief uses a lot of "tea bags" in the kitchen?

gideonfrost


 quality posts: 31 Private Messages gideonfrost
ThunderThighs wrote:Give me more to work with than this and you'd get blasted too!



ThunderThighs I'm not that clever.

fishman396


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages fishman396

As someone who doesn't play Halo, I was still confused as to the connection between it and the image on the shirt. In the event anyone else is wondering, here's what's depicted:

mattryan


 quality posts: 35 Private Messages mattryan

plasma grenade souffle anyone?

slacker44


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages slacker44

Meh. I was kind of hoping for a random day.

eeddii22


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages eeddii22

Simple shirt really. Look up at that post with top chef and the knife in the middle. They changed chef to chief, due to the person you play as in halo 1, 2, and 3 is called Master Chief. The thing in the middle is a gun in the game, called an assault rifle.

pjsmith777


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easysailor wrote:Perfect for Navy Chiefs!



Thinking of giving one to my CPO hubby for Father's Day. Not a Halo guy, but we love us some Top Chef!

greyfade


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages greyfade

Said game development game is in development and was a recently-funded kickstarter project.

-- greyfade

Stexe


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages Stexe
4khaos wrote:Also available as an apron here.



Lulz, What the Force? Since when has woot been offering aprons... so weird.

CowboyDann


 quality posts: 701 Private Messages CowboyDann
Stexe wrote:Lulz, What the Force? Since when has woot been offering aprons... so weird.



for almost half a year now (at least) The first one I can remember was kitchen warfare at the begining of December. I was still a shirt.woot green pea at that time though.

nekopurrpurr


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages nekopurrpurr

love the show. terrible shirt. pack you knives and go.

faleentoby


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages faleentoby

I did initially read it as Top Chef, however, i still cannot figure out what the gray thing is in the middle.

libertybelle


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages libertybelle

can you make one with an axe to denote top (fire) chief? I would adore that as both a past fire chief and a rabid top chef fan...

newnie


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages newnie
axphw1 wrote:So what's with the text-heavy dailies we've been seeing lately?



Yeah, what is with that? We had a thread about how most people don't like shirts with text, then woot puts out text shirts almost daily...

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