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Turtley Trippy

Speed to First Woot:
59m 20.000s
First Sucker:
Allplay
Last Wooter to Woot:
alac1234
Last Purchase:
16 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 4% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2407

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Quality Posts



Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

I think I'll retreat into my shell. This is not what I wanted to see this morning.

We can haz tree frog EC tomorrow, yes?

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

brianginther


quality posts: 9 Private Messages brianginther

looks like someone took a hole-punch to that poor turtle.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

One ring of turtles is swimming clockwise, and the other is swimming counter-clockwise. Does that have to do with being in the northern or southern hemisphere?

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj

Nice shirt, but I think it's a little too much cream-colored for me.

Also sad to see no tree frog. Oh well, maybe in editor's choice or second chance...

turtlegir1


quality posts: 32 Private Messages turtlegir1

The last thing I need is another t-shirt, woot you ruin me! But I voted for this one so I think I have to have one....

downstat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages downstat

it's missing the oil.

kittysoup


quality posts: 4 Private Messages kittysoup

I'm reminded of a kaleidescope or the last time I drank the electric kool-aid.

Pete1219


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Pete1219

This reminds me of Finding Nemo..... like Crush & Squirt.

RIGHTEOUS!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987



Congrats on the print, Spiritgreen. I just can't begin to express how utterly disappointing it is that Alexmdc couldn't muster a print in a derby that he absolutely owned.

cclizacf


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cclizacf

Whoa! Looked at the center and got a little dizzy. Phew.

kitcatbrat


quality posts: 22 Private Messages kitcatbrat

This reminds me of the bottom of a tiled jacuzzi

tkcom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tkcom

I'm a happy zombie now! XD

cclizacf


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cclizacf
Pete1219 wrote:This reminds me of Finding Nemo..... like Crush & Squirt.

RIGHTEOUS!



Haha I was thinking that too!! Glad I'm not the only one.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
“In Mexico, they’re known as ‘Yes Turtles.’”



It's dumb jokes like that that make me laugh the hardest. Well done, Woot.

wallyrit


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wallyrit

Turtle, tortoise, and terrapin: what’s the difference?

bprusk


quality posts: 4 Private Messages bprusk

It's a nice design, but I don't know if I'm willing to shell out the $10.

mick66


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mick66

I like turtles.

imsochady


quality posts: 13 Private Messages imsochady

Lovely design SpiritGreen! Congrats on the win and print!

Pete1219


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Pete1219
cclizacf wrote:Haha I was thinking that too!! Glad I'm not the only one.



Score! Great Minds think alike.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
novastarj wrote:
Also sad to see no tree frog. Oh well, maybe in editor's choice or second chance...



Honestly, given that we just had a double-take derby, I'm hoping he takes it elsewhere so that we might not have to wait three months for the possibility of an EC.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

A better use for turtles.

Yum. :D

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling

I wonder what turtle ribs taste like...

Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12

And right now.

honnou


quality posts: 0 Private Messages honnou

Also, has anyone else notice the lack of bold on the descriptions? It's like the writers got all mellow on us.

retro007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages retro007

I was so hoping the turtle would show. I told my wife I was not going to bed early tonight. Since I have to wait until 1 a.m. in the morning here for the new shirts.

It was worth the wait. Now. To bed.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
Draug wrote:A better use for turtles.

Yum. :D



I took a class on the history of pirates last year. I read that pirates loved to eat turtles, and would "refrigerate" them by keeping them alive, turned over on their backs.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

I think I'll "save" some turtles from the pet store now.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

Congrats SG! I really liked the Trippy Turtle. As I said in a previous (attacked) post, I still think this is a great, wearable summer shirt for everyone. :} Very cool design and I hope it pwns like 1st and 2nd! Wooh!

Alex, Im really sorry your amazing designs didn't make it here on Woot this derby . I plan to get a couple of your tees this coming week from other venues. You always rock the amazing art.

And now.....something! (and I will give the laptop back to this person on the floor I stole it from....)

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
jmmbell1987 wrote:I took a class on the history of pirates last year. I read that pirates loved to eat turtles, and would "refrigerate" them by keeping them alive, turned over on their backs.



That...is AWESOME. O_O

Seriously though, snapper turtle soup tastes just like chicken soup, no lie. It's really good although I'd advise eating this shirt if you purchase it unless you want a high-fiber diet.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
Draug wrote:A better use for turtles.

Yum. :D



Any useage for a turtle is better than on this tee... There's nothing really 'trippy' about it, and it's more akin to many pieces in a crappy derby a long time ago... Anyone else here remember the Luau Derby?

wootleey


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wootleey

Once again, you dissapoint me Woot. There were so many cool entries in the derby, but you insist on printing all the boring, bland, and unappealing ones. Thanks a lot. I stayed up all night hoping something like the monochrome rainbow or psychedelia would get printed, but nope, its just a turtle. Really effing neato.

Azurett


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Azurett

In for one, but was hoping for the Tree Frog or the Unicorn

Azurett


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Azurett
wootleey wrote:Once again, you dissapoint me Woot. There were so many cool entries in the derby, but you insist on printing all the boring, bland, and unappealing ones. Thanks a lot.



Woot doesn't pick the entries that are going to be printed. It is the Woot voters that decide. So, if you don't like it, then either recruit more people to vote or deal with it.

goldenthorn


quality posts: 34 Private Messages goldenthorn

Volunteer Moderator

It's like an old lady christmas sweater from the 80's! Except on a tshirt. In summer. With turtles. Actually, I'm pretty sure my turtle innertube from 20 years ago had a print just like this one. Hmmm.

{{VOLMOD NOTING NOTE ON HER OWN POST BECAUSE I CAN DO IT LIKE THAT IF I WANT TO: BABBLING?! COME OOOOOOOOOOON. I AM TOTALLY HUFFY AT THAT WORD CHOICE NO MATTER HOW ACCURATE IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE.}}

[MOD: Verb shortage]

I rose in rainy autumn and walked abroad in a shower of all my days.

rogue84


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rogue84

Sorry Alex, I REALLY thought you deserved a win. Actually, two! Both your shirts in the derby were amazing.

Especially Tree Frog.

I will be buying them without a second thought if they ever become available somehow *cough* EC *cough*.

Congratulations to the turtles.

hustler03


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hustler03

Dear Woot, please start giving us the option to not only order the winning design on shirts but also as a framable print.

Thank you,
Leah

Neener Neener

dulcesueno21


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dulcesueno21

I stayed up to see what the shirt would be. I was hoping this one because it was one of my two favs from this derby but was not expecting it. Congrats on the third place!

In for one!

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
goldenthorn wrote:It's like an old lady christmas sweater from the 80's! Except on a tshirt. In summer. With turtles. Actually, I'm pretty sure my turtle innertube from 20 years ago had a print just like this one. Hmmm.



*nudge* when did you get that cute little box of yours?

{{MOD REPLY BY YOU KNOW IT: APRIL, M'DEAR! BWUAHAHAHAHA! <---POWER-MAD CACKLING ACCOMPANIED BY UNSETTLING PETTING OF THE LAP CATS AND NO, NOT TWSS}}

Fanglekai


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Fanglekai

It's turtles all the way down!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
hustler03 wrote:Dear Woot, please start giving us the option to not only order the winning design on shirts but also as a framable print.

Thank you,
Leah



It's not hard to frame a t-shirt, methinks.