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Burger’s Inner Core

Speed to First Woot:
4m 1.000s
First Sucker:
Kindred9702
Last Wooter to Woot:
melboliss
Last Purchase:
4 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 37% of Shirt Woots
Top 45% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
639

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

The frightening thing is that as we speak, at least 3 fast-food restaurants are probably racing to perfect a recipe much like this one. What could go better with a KFC Double Down than a side of snack-sized Burger Balls?

murraymullet


quality posts: 1 Private Messages murraymullet

I must say it is medium rare to see something so well done!

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba

Looks tasty, find a way to make these bite sized and you could make a fortune!

imlorijay


quality posts: 1 Private Messages imlorijay

i'm thinking "jaw breaking" not "mouth watering"...

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

And I'll start the complaints: now I've got a burger craving + there's a lot of snow outside (and no burgers in grabbing range).

Laureenmt


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Laureenmt

Where's the beef?

Laureenmt


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Laureenmt

With the snow, this woulda been the perfect day for a Woot-off!

sluttylimeade


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sluttylimeade

that lettuce layer looks a little thick... i thought the lettucolithic era only lasted 20,000,000 years

dreamaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dreamaster

Nice idea, I would of purchased it if it had been a burger and not a planet.

pmcizhere


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pmcizhere

@"Beef(or Veggie)" in the cross-section...Those are then called imitation burgers, IMO they do not deserve the same title as the original burger! This shirt needs a footnote!

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

Ooohhhh, an 8 color burger! I would like to see the cow this came from.

mkmiller


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mkmiller

not kosher

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drunkenalien


quality posts: 44 Private Messages drunkenalien

Looks like my science project back in high school.

KidA0723


quality posts: 11 Private Messages KidA0723

so burgers are in the shapes of spheres now?

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

drewbaloo513


quality posts: 5 Private Messages drewbaloo513

This burger would taste much better without the tomatoes and onions

thenightflier


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thenightflier

No bacon??????

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

Reminds me of disecting eye's in science class, though they didn't taste half as good.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
lonelypond wrote:And I'll start the complaints: now I've got a burger craving + there's a lot of snow outside (and no burgers in grabbing range).



Personally, I'm now jonesing for a uni-boob. Because that's what I feel I'm looking at.

sluttylimeade


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sluttylimeade
thenightflier wrote:No bacon??????



just imagine this planet with several moons... bacon, blue cheese, peanut butter, etc.

drunkenalien


quality posts: 44 Private Messages drunkenalien

I see the tomatoes, Umm... Where's the ketchup? Burgers must have ketchup.

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer
imlorijay wrote:i'm thinking "jaw breaking" not "mouth watering"...



Yeah iron-nickel alloy might break a few teeth, but just think, you'll be all set for essential minerals for eons!

Laureenmt


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Laureenmt

twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedball

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 18 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

Is there an alternative recipe of this shirt for people with milk or gluten allergies?

Bandrik


quality posts: 67 Private Messages Bandrik

I feel a little cheated by the fact that this diagram has noticeably forfeited labeling the "bun" and "outer crust" of the burger. My sense of typical immature consumerist's entitlement demands satisfaction. After all, I should be able to Have it My Way.

/troll

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

If a volcano erupted on the surface of the burger would people run to escape or head towards it to experience the yummy core?

geoffreysteinman


quality posts: 6 Private Messages geoffreysteinman

no pickles? no sale.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 18 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

This shirt would be good to wear when you're fried.

rasputin2012


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rasputin2012

"(or veggie)"

pfft, not a real burger shirt

drunkenalien


quality posts: 44 Private Messages drunkenalien

If it ain't beef, It ain't a burger.

veggie burgers are make believe.
veggie burgers are faker than snooki's tan.
veggie burgers are faker than "the Hills."

veggie burgers are faker than ....

Quelin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Quelin

I like that design, but the "Or Veggie" is a deal breaker.


You can make a nice veggie sandwich.

But you cant make a veggie burger

--sot--

r0ksana


quality posts: 8 Private Messages r0ksana

This is just a bizarre shirt. I've never seen a rounded circular hamburger. Burger poppers? Is it warm wet moldable bread surrounding the meat and toppings?

drunkenalien


quality posts: 44 Private Messages drunkenalien

Shouldn't the rings follow onto the other cross section. I only see bun.

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88

Off with your head w00t! Blasphemy! The burger is flat, not round! Everyone knows that!

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

Bandrik


quality posts: 67 Private Messages Bandrik
drunkenalien wrote:If it ain't beef, It ain't a burger.

veggie burgers are make believe.
veggie burgers are faker than snooki's tan.
veggie burgers are faker than "the Hills."

veggie burgers are faker than ....



Man... imagine my horror when I once went to an upscale big-city sports bar and ordered their portobello burger. I expected a delicious slab of beef fit for any carnivore, dressed with a juicy mushroom for balance.

Nope. It was just some grilled fungus between two slices of bread. Biggest culinary disappointment of my life.

cappomutato


quality posts: 19 Private Messages cappomutato

What the hell is Yum made of? Is it those hard bits that throw off your chewing? Because those are awful.

yay taco

jerralb


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jerralb
Quelin wrote:I like that design, but the "Or Veggie" is a deal breaker. burger



Exactly. (or Veggie) kills the deal.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 18 Private Messages tazfreeatlast
drunkenalien wrote:Shouldn't the rings follow onto the other cross section. I only see bun.

Definitely a poorly planned display of culinary imperfection. You should call up David Schwen in the middle of the night & demand a resub.

thejakeyl88


quality posts: 16 Private Messages thejakeyl88
cappomutato wrote:What the hell is Yum made of? Is it those hard bits that throw off your chewing? Because those are awful.



Oh man, yeah, its one of those things no one ever really talks about, yet EVERYONE has experienced, and hates it. Seeing someone else describe it in a manner that I would as well, is incredibly funny.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I betcha on the next one you'll know me! Don't be late!

bradchristie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages bradchristie

Burger Bites, another fine product of the Heinz family.

Though with vegetables now surrounding the burger, the vegie-to-meat ratio is completely off (not even including condiments)

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