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Questionable Table of Elements

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
stutes189
Last Wooter to Woot:
deepmondo
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 27% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 50% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
11349

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Wooo I thought this might have a good chance to place. Thanks woot for not shrinking the girl shirt that much! YAY.

vivbot


quality posts: 24 Private Messages vivbot

"what are those two handle-looking things above Ho... oh, Mer. HAHAAA HOMER!" ...yeah it's late.

searching out all the details is fun, like on the cheese!

...also now I'm never gonna be able to see "Rb/rubidium" without thinking about ribs. hm.

MaskedMarvel


quality posts: 11 Private Messages MaskedMarvel

Ir me uru

friggin awesome...

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz

I like the sleeping cat at the end of the table.

aemely


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aemely

Like men to stare at your chest? Buy this shirt!

dreamaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dreamaster

I have a 24 inch monitor set on high resolution, and couldn't read what was making the shirt good.

So, no sale.

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz
aemely wrote:Like men to stare at your chest? Buy this shirt!



They would claim it was a chemical attraction.

ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad

Thanks to all 825 voters! I have a pun for each of you, but I'll wait to tell you till I see you in person.
Here's a bigger version, if you're on a mobile device or too tired to read small things.
Thanks again!

ibuyufo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ibuyufo
dreamaster wrote:I have a 24 inch monitor set on high resolution, and couldn't read what was making the shirt good.

So, no sale.




I read everything just fine with my 26" monitor.

jhelmcamp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jhelmcamp

Love that it's actually a table. Great job.

laggyg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages laggyg

After reading the "wear this shirt/don't wear this shirt/this shirt tells the world" bits, I had a little chuckle because they were so pun-ny...but then I felt pun-ked and pun-ished when the well ran dry on the color part. That's usually my favorite pun to read.

thatheard


quality posts: 6 Private Messages thatheard
dreamaster wrote:I have a 24 inch monitor set on high resolution, and couldn't read what was making the shirt good.

So, no sale.



I'm with that guy. I've got a 40" monitor and 20/15 vision and I'm having a hard time reading it. Yikes

laggyg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages laggyg
aemely wrote:Like men to stare at your chest? Buy this shirt!



Funny...I was hoping women might stare at MY chest if I bought one. Then again I'm not very muscley so that might be asking alot. Perhaps I'll get a size or three too small to enhance my [lack of] pecs!

laggyg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages laggyg
thatheard wrote:I'm with that guy. I've got a 40" monitor and 20/15 vision and I'm having a hard time reading it. Yikes



Hence why the artist, Apelad, posted a url to a larger more readable version of it for all of you. Now stop whining and go laugh (and buy) =P

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

I love that the element Ho(mer) has his signature 2 strands of hair.

colegrove713


quality posts: 2 Private Messages colegrove713

As a chemist and repeated buyer of chemistry shirts, I feel like I should want this shirt.

However, my love of color is winning out. I love the detail and creativity and little jokes...but I don't love it enough with the black-only design. I think a couple of simple additions of color would have made me click buy.

If Spectral Oxygen makes it tomorrow, I am so there.

However, thank you for your creativity Adam.

And one tiny thing bugs me. The similarity of Li and Lr...I know, I know, I'm being picky...but Lies and Liar are just too close for me...

aemely


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aemely
thatheard wrote:I'm with that guy. I've got a 40" monitor and 20/15 vision and I'm having a hard time reading it. Yikes



Um, click to enlarge?

happily retired


quality posts: 0 Private Messages happily retired
ApeLad wrote:Thanks to all 825 voters! I have a pun for each of you, but I'll wait to tell you till I see you in person.
Here's a bigger version, if you're on a mobile device or too tired to read small things.
Thanks again!



Thanks for posting the larger version.

amreli


quality posts: 7 Private Messages amreli

I think I find something new every time I read it...


jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I really what to post a clever comment but I'm just too tired. *sigh* But I bought the shirt, that counts for something, right?

ochopika


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ochopika
ibuyufo wrote:I read everything just fine with my 26" monitor.



I have this set as my desktop background on my tiny laptop...trust me, it's still great

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

Uh-oh. Woot warned us not to get any Apelad on us and yet I just bought an Apelad shirt to wear ON ME! I guess I'll just have to rinse with cold water for 15 minutes.

ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad
jhgalvas wrote:Uh-oh. Woot warned us not to get any Apelad on us and yet I just bought an Apelad shirt to wear ON ME! I guess I'll just have to rinse with cold water for 15 minutes.



Don't worry, this shirt is covered with chemicals which will protect you from me.

astrocity


quality posts: 0 Private Messages astrocity

The perfect Woot companion shirt. I still have mine eh?
http://shirt.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=4210

dartmoose


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dartmoose

If anyone needs help remembering the elements on the periodic table, Dr. Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory has a song for you:

kitsunehime


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kitsunehime

Ni = knight. Love it!

ahamling27


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ahamling27
dartmoose wrote:If anyone needs help remembering the elements on the periodic table, Dr. Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory has a song for you.



The whole song sung by Danielle Radcliffe....

foxbite


quality posts: 13 Private Messages foxbite

I'm buying one just to watch the left-brained students in my chemistry class twitch as they read it!

icymallard


quality posts: 4 Private Messages icymallard

Nice!

Goes great with my furniture shirt collection!

drakeji


quality posts: 1 Private Messages drakeji
dartmoose wrote:If anyone needs help remembering the elements on the periodic table, Dr. Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory has a song for you



It's actually a Tom Lehrer song

foxbite


quality posts: 13 Private Messages foxbite

Why is there a cat by the table of elements?

Where else would iron, lithium and neon (FeLiNe) be found?

oh ho ho...

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Tl; dr

Just kidding, I actually read most of it. My favorite is number 110, that one made me slap my Knee. But as I was going through it, I though to myself, "Ge Whiz, it looks like it was drawn with Crayons. Ru OK, Apelad?" I think my Eye deceived me though, because I figured it must've been done in Ink. Feel like a pony fan now. I had some soda in a Mug to console myself, but it's no good without real Sugar anymore, and decided just to eat Ribs instead.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

vonbroner


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vonbroner

Finally, something to get the ladies to stare at MY chest for lengths of time! Huzzah!

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Might have to buy this one, if only for the Princess Bride reference

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

gcosta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gcosta

Seriously I can't erase a comment after I find an embarrassingly hideous grammar mistake on it?

gcosta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gcosta

It'll go great with my Chucknorrium shirt!

It's funny how I hated chemistry in High School and I can't help but loving these shirts.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

This shirt will work great if you are really fat and have low self esteem. Because when people laugh and point at your chest, you can pretend that they are laughing at your shirt and not you moobs.

Congrats Apelad! ;)


(Seriously though, it is a great shirt.)

gcosta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gcosta
Narfcake wrote:I love that the element Ho(mer) has his signature 2 strands of hair.



I was trying to refrain from impulsive-buying it, but the moment I noticed the Ho(mer) element I just couldn't not have it.

sarahbober


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sarahbober

Help! I'm not getting a few of these. Tl Dr and Rh Cp? Anyone?