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My Eyes Are Up Here

Speed to First Woot:
2m 14.776s
First Sucker:
theco2
Last Wooter to Woot:
agleimer
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
716

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts


theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2

Best and funniest new shirt I have seen in a long time. I'm in for 1.


massha10


quality posts: 67 Private Messages massha10

Yeah, seriously, what are YOU staring at?!

bluefireiscool


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bluefireiscool

Supposing it retracts its eyes... then what?

theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2
Speed to First Woot: 2m 14.776s

First Sucker: theco2

Hey look, it's me!


dacrete


quality posts: 105 Private Messages dacrete

Very eye catching design.

thumperchick


quality posts: 236 Private Messages thumperchick

Well, when Snaily wears a provocative hat like that, I can't help but look at it.

theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2

This sure beats yesterday's two, hands down.


safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

I never realized snails could be so sensuous.

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

ha! love the apelad humor. plus, that snail be stylin'

Zed666


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Zed666

I'd say it beats yesterday's two eyes up!

theco2 wrote:This sure beats yesterday's two, hands down.



Z Y

lordbowen


quality posts: 222 Private Messages lordbowen

Words cannot express how much I love this.

ApeLad


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ApeLad

Thanks for the kind words!
Don't wash this in salt water!

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

Staff

theco2 wrote:Hey look, it's me!



Heck yes!

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theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2
manhandsha wrote:Heck yes!


I'm not easily amused and you can't prove it.


jfenchel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jfenchel

best shirt.woot in months

blueprintu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blueprintu

bewbs. that is all.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Nice work Apelad. It feel like a while since I let out a good laugh from a woot shirt, or saw one that was both creative and original (i.e. not a pop culture mash up.) I might nab this one if I can manage the funds.

KupoCheer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KupoCheer

It's rare that I jump on a shirt without thought, given how freaking undulated I am with excellent t-shirts (many of which are thanks to Woot), but this one...

oakenspirit


quality posts: 74 Private Messages oakenspirit

This is gold- And I like how I want him to be a trucker snail... a sensitive trucker snail...



beaglebrains


quality posts: 4 Private Messages beaglebrains

Ha - first laugh out loud shirt in a while! Buying one.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

Actually honest-to-god laughed out loud at this one. Very funny shirt, nice clean design.

paulkremer


quality posts: 4 Private Messages paulkremer

The irony of this shirt is that if a woman buys it, the design will be right on her chest, and guys will have to look at her chest to read the joke! Ha!

theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2
paulkremer wrote:The irony of this shirt is that if a woman buys it, the design will be right on her chest, and guys will have to look at her chest to read the joke! Ha!


You don't think women wear shirts with designs for the designs, do you?


gryhnd


quality posts: 5 Private Messages gryhnd

That's awesome! Not digging the grass color though. It clashes with my complexion ;)

lemurtx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lemurtx
paulkremer wrote:The irony of this shirt is that if a woman buys it, the design will be right on her chest, and guys will have to look at her chest to read the joke! Ha!



My first thought exactly. I'm debating, although my hubby thinks I already own too many t-shirts.
(Which is true.)

theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2
gryhnd wrote:That's awesome! Not digging the grass color though. It clashes with my complexion ;)

It sure beats baby blue.

lemurtx wrote:I'm debating, although my hubby thinks I already own too many t-shirts.
(Which is true.)

How can you own too many? That's blasphemy!


lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

radleydp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages radleydp

Decided to check in on the shirts after a loooong absence. Love it! Instabuy! But.....

Shame it's not on AA though, so no sale.

summernight


quality posts: 0 Private Messages summernight

I used to log into woot every day just to see the new t-shirt. But lately, all the shirts have been not-that-great. But this one renews my faith in awesomly-hillarious woot shirts.

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

Ha! Adam's sense of humor shines right on through with this design.

theco2 wrote:How can you own too many? That's blasphemy!


Welcome to my world.

I still get indecisive on what shirt to wear sometimes, like this morning. Ultimately, I just went bear naked ...

spartaken


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spartaken

My money are over there!

This is the first T shirt this year that I had to have!

cathiebaker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cathiebaker

First shirt I ever shared on FB. Love it!

woottrey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages woottrey

not just for the sensual factor. A chubby kid in a tight T-shirt will attract some midesection glances as well. Chubby kids and buxom chics have emotions also.....

omarfeliciano


quality posts: 33 Private Messages omarfeliciano

This is hilarious! Great design Apelad!

theco2


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theco2
Narfcake wrote:Ha! Adam's sense of humor shines right on through with this design.


Welcome to my world.

I still get indecisive on what shirt to wear sometimes, like this morning. Ultimately, I just went bear naked ...


I had to look at the link, before clicking it, to make sure it was the t-shirt and not just you.


jikkme


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jikkme

Ok, I always look at ShirtWoot! but have only purchased one shirt- and it was 3 years ago and I think the manufacturer has changed. How do these run, size-wise? I'm definitely getting this one.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 214 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Feels like this guy should be a Pixar character. Love the humor. :^)

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake
jikkme wrote:Ok, I always look at ShirtWoot! but have only purchased one shirt- and it was 3 years ago and I think the manufacturer has changed. How do these run, size-wise? I'm definitely getting this one.



What size were you with the older American Apparel (AA) shirts? The men's changed a bit, the women's changed a lot.

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff
bluejester wrote:Nice work Apelad. It feel like a while since I let out a good laugh from a woot shirt, or saw one that was both creative and original (i.e. not a pop culture mash up.) I might nab this one if I can manage the funds.



did you get my PM???