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Unicorn Spotting

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Quality Posts


Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

Don't forget that come Halloween, there's the Candicorn too!

yeuannh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yeuannh

Actually, there are such creatures as "dragoncorn"! Although, they go by the name "kirin." Horse and dragon hybrid in Chinese mythology.

lordbowen


quality posts: 306 Private Messages lordbowen

Does it comes with a Squee sound effect?


lonelypond


quality posts: 460 Private Messages lonelypond

Multiple (and fun) unicorn + monster miscellany, plus bonus punchline aquatic mammal. I'll be in.

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benjaminleebates


quality posts: 8 Private Messages benjaminleebates

Aww, you missed Unicron! That would have been epic! Maybe if enough of us add ideas, you'll do a part two!

pinothyj


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pinothyj

Come on Narwhal, get your act together!

chipgreen


quality posts: 207 Private Messages chipgreen

This design is almost enough to get me to break my shirt.woot boycott. Put it on an AA blank and I'll even overlook the powder blue shirt color!

theco2


quality posts: 89 Private Messages theco2

Now we need a sequel; Narwhal Spotting

Kushagra


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Kushagra

Unicorn is a derivation of two words which were equally apt but equally uneasy to pronounce:

Unihorn + Unicone = Unicorn

SilentLegend


quality posts: 4 Private Messages SilentLegend

Goodnight, shirt.woot, hope you find your dad.

theyatemypig


quality posts: 1 Private Messages theyatemypig

You forgot the Unikitty. Bummer.


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bitman


quality posts: 16 Private Messages bitman

Fun unicorn fact: That thing sticking out of a narwhal is actually it's teeth. So whatever is that critter in the lower right corner, it's not a narwhal.

stevosupremo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages stevosupremo
bitman wrote:Fun unicorn fact: That thing sticking out of a narwhal is actually it's teeth. So whatever is that critter in the lower right corner, it's not a narwhal.



True, unless it is an unfortunately malformed narwhal. That tusk would be going through it's brain. This shirt just got disturbing.

AZdeadhead


quality posts: 5 Private Messages AZdeadhead

7 quadrupeds, 1 biped and 1... mono-ped? no-ped? flip-ped? Are you ped up yet?

RobinBobcat


quality posts: 44 Private Messages RobinBobcat

I gotta be honest, I greatly prefer the term 'Alicorn' to 'Pegacorn' (or 'Unisus', for that matter), even though alicorn is what the unicorn's horn is called...

Meow

Go Squarryls!

sonofafish


quality posts: 11 Private Messages sonofafish

by far the 'corniest design I've ever seen! Nice work SG!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

The amicable conclusion of Unicorn VS Narwhal week.

[whycantwehaveboth.gif]

:^)

birchaspen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages birchaspen

What about a "CandyCorn"?? You know, the 3-striped kind that only appear in the fall?

There's also CaramelCorn...

:-D

jaimefeu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jaimefeu

Once again, I am disappointed with the lack of Rhino.

dlcarst77


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dlcarst77

Usually, unicorns are depicted with rainbows and bright colors, portrayed as beautiful, graceful creatures. However, unicorns are one of the most sinister killing machines in the animal kingdom. The horn is used to brutally impale nearly everything it encounters. The unicorn then feasts on the flesh of its victims. Few people realize the danger of an encounter with the deadly carnivore, until it's too late.

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lobster575


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lobster575
dlcarst77 wrote:Usually, unicorns are depicted with rainbows and bright colors, portrayed as beautiful, graceful creatures. However, unicorns are one of the most sinister killing machines in the animal kingdom. The horn is used to brutally impale nearly everything it encounters. The unicorn then feasts on the flesh of its victims. Few people realize the danger of an encounter with the deadly carnivore, until it's too late.



See proof of the unicorn's terrible nature... (Warning: Contains graphic unicorn action)

bonafidemike


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bonafidemike

The truth of the Narwhal...

vipre01


quality posts: 6 Private Messages vipre01

You had ONE job, Narwhal. One job!

littleclyde


quality posts: 16 Private Messages littleclyde

Adorable design, great work as always - congrats!

circusninja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages circusninja
RobinBobcat wrote:I gotta be honest, I greatly prefer the term 'Alicorn' to 'Pegacorn' (or 'Unisus', for that matter), even though alicorn is what the unicorn's horn is called...



+1 (You beat me to it, Brony)

beardgod


quality posts: 3 Private Messages beardgod

I was just about to pull the trigger when I noticed that they left off my favorite...the "Candicorn"...it's white/orange/yellow color scheme really brings me back!

rehta


quality posts: 6 Private Messages rehta
RobinBobcat wrote:I gotta be honest, I greatly prefer the term 'Alicorn' to 'Pegacorn' (or 'Unisus', for that matter), even though alicorn is what the unicorn's horn is called...



+1 I was gonna post that it shoulda been alicorn.

-Heather (First Burgandy Olfactory Center 12/6/11)

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer

If "magicorn" just means rainbow hair then a magi-mechacorn...
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omarfeliciano


quality posts: 36 Private Messages omarfeliciano

hahaha this is so cute!

CypressCustoms


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CypressCustoms

Little known Unicorn fact #113:
There is no pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, its only the back side of a Unicorn after a long night of eating Tex-Mex.

Gertrudethemutilator


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Gertrudethemutilator
rehta wrote:+1 I was gonna post that it shoulda been alicorn.



Came here to say it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, the good stuff's all gone, the rest will go eventually.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Thanks for all the comments!

I know Alicorn as the horn so I went with the historical name Pegacorn for the second character. I like that you can infer it's a Pegasus type unicorn from the name.

Dragoncorn is a Qilin or Kirin, as yeuannh mentionned. It's the Chinese unicorn. The 'Yeticorn' is what might also be called a Hibernian unicorn. I'm glad I apparently didn't go too weird drawing Mechacorns and Dinocorns, judging by the calls for Candicorns and Unikittys. :D

Radscoolian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Radscoolian

Perfect, Spiritgreen! I was hoping for a punchline, and you didn't disappoint!

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake
CypressCustoms wrote:Little known Unicorn fact #113:
There is no pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, its only the back side of a Unicorn after a long night of eating Tex-Mex.


Actually, unicorns poop marshmallows ...

catbeastaisha


quality posts: 1 Private Messages catbeastaisha
circusninja wrote:+1 (You beat me to it, Brony)



I agree but for the sake of the joke and the fact that I used to call them "Pegacorn" when I was younger I still consider it an acceptable alternative. It took me a little longer to let the "Dragoncorn" in place of "Kirin" slide, though (but, again, for the sake of the joke... ).

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper

I've always wondered why Flute Cop's daughter was named "Unibaby" instead of "Babycorn".

kaetrace


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kaetrace
AZdeadhead wrote:7 quadrupeds, 1 biped and 1... mono-ped? no-ped? flip-ped? Are you ped up yet?



+1 lol

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timmyschwartz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages timmyschwartz

Nothing can defeat . . . the UniSeaCorn!

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oakenspirit


quality posts: 93 Private Messages oakenspirit

Perfect mix of odd and cute- Love how it turned out!