Josephus


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daj59 wrote:When I go to bed, I'll sometimes leave IE windows open on some sites to remind me to do something in the morning. Windows installs updates overnight and does a restart. IE windows gone.



people who secretly hate Windows, but feel like they have to support it in public anyway.

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Josephus wrote:people who secretly hate Windows, but feel like they have to support it in public anyway.



I don't hate Windows. I appreciate the automatic updates....just not when I leave something on my desktop as a reminder. It was update Tuesday.



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hahahaha.

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Josephus wrote:hahahaha.

You're just baiting me because I've decided to go smack-free.



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daj59 wrote:You're just baiting me because I've decided to go smack-free.



Good for you! Don't be a hero, though...I say get the methadone if the shakes come back.


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daj59 wrote:You're just baiting me because I've decided to go smack-free.



I thought that was for the month of December?

Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

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PemberDucky wrote:Good for you! Don't be a hero, though...I say get the methadone if the shakes come back.

I'll keep that in mind. I still have screaming monkey if I need to whack something... son's out of town, ya know.


brody6297 wrote:I thought that was for the month of December?

Eh, I started early.



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daj59 wrote:You're just baiting me because I've decided to go smack-free.



:D

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Chicken gravy on pork.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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Making really, really stupid little mistakes at work.


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PemberDucky wrote:Making really, really stupid little mistakes at work.


Bah...your occasional typos don't bother us.

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mwiseman wrote:Bah...your occasional typos don't bother us.



...Well as long as it doesn't irk anybody important...


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Putting a cup of shortening in a pie crust when it should be half a cup. *sigh*



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pooflady wrote:Putting a cup of shortening in a pie crust when it should be half a cup. *sigh*


Mmmm...Crisco pie. Just like Mom used to make.

Best served with a heap o' lard.

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pooflady wrote:Putting a cup of shortening in a pie crust when it should be half a cup. *sigh*



So double the other ingredients and make twice as many pies!!!!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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mwiseman wrote:Mmmm...Crisco pie. Just like Mom used to make.

Best served with a heap o' lard.



My mom makes those. She makes a latticework of bacon as a topping.


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I hate people who make topics of "Things I Really Hate."



(not really :P)

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PemberDucky wrote:My mom makes those. She makes a latticework of bacon as a topping.



Your mom is a genius. Can I invite her over for thanksgiving?

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Schrobblehead wrote:Your mom is a genius. Can I invite her over for thanksgiving?



Dude, you should leave people's mom's alone, after what happened last year...



Ahem... I hate head colds, almost as much as head cheese..

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Today? Everything.
Especially YOU!

ETA: Schrobbs, my mother would be delighted to make her fried catfish and buttered bacon ball stew for you.


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When somebody doesn't lock their cell phone and it calls you by accident and they can't hear you saying "Hello...Hello!" because they are involved in a boisterous conversation about your spouse with a table full of drunks at Hooters.

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mwiseman wrote:When somebody doesn't lock their cell phone and it calls you by accident and they can't hear you saying "Hello...Hello!" because they are involved in a boisterous conversation about your spouse with a table full of drunks at Hooters.



I hate when my phone spontaneously calls someone, even when I do lock it. Especially when I am no where near the phone at the time and it is the middle of the night on the East Coast and it happens to pick an East Coast number (really I swear that phone has preferences.)

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I hate that macbooks have a delete key, but it's only a backspace.

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Josephus wrote:people who secretly hate Windows, but feel like they have to support it in public anyway.



Windows, and everything from microsoft.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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When you let one fly and then realize that you forgot there are other people in the vicinity.


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KtCallista wrote:I hate that macbooks have a delete key, but it's only a backspace.

And you have to press CTRL-Delete to do a backspace.



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When your cubicle neighbor lets one fly as if they are the only person in the vicinity.
And it smells like fine nut butters. Yuck.

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When a co-worker walks in your office to ask you a question and leaves behind the heavy aroma of her perfume because she a smoker with no sense of smell anymore and puts on way too much. vacuums when you have allergies.



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Celine Dion.
There, I said it.


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PemberDucky wrote:Celine Dion.
There, I said it.



Her singing, her as a person or both?

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terrybatey wrote:Her singing, her as a person or both?



Oh, her singing. I'm sure she's an okay human being. Although it's time to retire those shorter skirts and stuff. And she needs a doughnut.


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brody6297


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Getting a call from the school to pick your kid up - and NOT because they are sick.

Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

pooflady


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brody6297 wrote:Getting a call from the school to pick your kid up - and NOT because they are sick.



Uh-oh!



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pooflady wrote:Uh-oh!


Yup - this was for #1 son - and yesterday got a call from #2 daughter's kindergartner teacher about her behavior - it's just been a banner week.

Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

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pooflady wrote:Uh-oh!


stupid double post!!!

Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

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brody6297 wrote:Yup - this was for #1 son - and yesterday got a call from #2 daughter's kindergartner teacher about her behavior - it's just been a banner week.



How old?



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pooflady wrote:How old?


Son is 10, will be 11 in Jan. Daughter is 5 1/2.

Momisms: "Don't chew with your mouth full."

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Stores whose exits are half a store away from the entrance.



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pooflady


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mwiseman wrote:



Mmmmmm.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."