darthv8r


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No majic jeanies? I rub, but no happen

SkekTek


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NEW PICTURE!



Secret Service: Sir, what's wrong with him?
Bush: Feels like... oh my...

SkekTek


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Here, take this thing... it peed on me!

kenney9226


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Get this IED to the BSDs ASAP!

SkekTek


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AZGman


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Take it! It's okay . . . it's not loaded!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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This is NOT the type of hot dog I ordered. There's not even any mustard on it.

SkekTek


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Gimme my dog! This is a SCOTTISH terrier, NOT a Ruskie terrier!!

kenney9226


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This is not the type of terrierist I asked for!

SkekTek


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SS: I caught him trying to sneak into the Clinton's house...
GB: That's ok, I'm teaching him to bite Democrats.

ThunderThighs


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Quick, it's Miss Beasley's time of the month and she's PMSing big time. Hide Barney before he does something stupid.

Barney's Home Page



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SkekTek


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GW: He's ticking! Get the bomb robot and big garbage can!
SS: Sir, where's your watch?
GW: Oh... then get a proctologist on the double!


no1


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Mr. Bush: Agent, I can't feel this bitch's boobies.
Secret Service: Sir, this is Barney, your dog. He's a boy.
Mr. Bush: Oh. Never mind. Carry on!

edit:
Mr. Bush: Agent, take care of this nuclear football for me.
Secret Service: Sir, this is Barney, your dog.
Mr. Bush: Oh. Never mind. Carry on!

toby8915


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The dog bit the twins...get rid of it...put it in the back of Ted Kennedy's car...

no1


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Mr. Bush: Agent, this is the worst beer I have ever tasted. It was WARM! Get rid of this keg.
Secret Service: Sir, this isn't a keg; this is Barney, your dog ... and that wasn't beer.

darthv8r


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Here, let me take that from you, PETA is coming.


no1


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Mr. Bush: "Sorry for getting mustard on your shirt, Agent Smith. Here, let me wipe it off with Barney."


no1


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Mr. Bush: "Agent Jones, you should have worn an undershirt, your nipples are showing. Here, let me cover you up with Barney."

ThunderThighs


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Barney: Where the heck do you think you are putting your hand?




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Wow, it's hard to think of three dozen captions for a single picture.

kenney9226


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no1 wrote:Wow, it's hard to think of three dozen captions for a single picture.



the rule is NEW PAGE, NEW PICTURE. Except I don't know who adds the new picture...

Hopefully this post will help the new page get here quicker?


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no1 wrote:Wow, it's hard to think of three dozen captions for a single picture.

This one was especially hard. I'm trying to think of stuff to bump us to the next page.



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Bush: "Don't you tell anyone what you just saw us do. Here, clean this up!"

FenStar


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I'm not risking my life for you, but I will for your dog.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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Barney: No! Not to the vet. No vet. Bad Bush. No Bush. No vet!



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Bush: "Uh, Barney just puked all over Marine One. Here, let's wipe his snout with your tie"

FenStar


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GW:Aren't you a little chubby bunny for for a SS agent?
SS:All the better for stopping bullets.

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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Mr. Bush: "I think we found Fry's dog Seymour. Have him cloned."

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Bush: Come here, widdle Barney. Did you missum's daddy? Daddy missumed you sooooo much.



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no1 wrote:
Mr. Bush: "I think we found Fry's dog Seymour. Have him cloned."

SS: but Dog scans haven't been invented yet!

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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darthv8r wrote:No majic jeanies? I rub, but no happen



Agent: "I think you should quit now before I have to change my shirt, sir."

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Ok Barney. Now cough.



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Agent Johnson, your orders are to take Barney and get on the American Idol broadcast. That or the Amazing Race. Whatever.

no1


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"Sir, I really wish you hadn't glued Barney to my chest."

no1


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Mr. Bush: "Let me see if Barney clashes with your tie."

no1


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Mr. Bush: "Here, Agent, you forgot to take the safety off this assault dog."

no1


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Mr. Bush: " Agent, surely it'd be a lot easier to think of captions for this scene if one of us had made a silly face."
Agent: "Sir, my name isn't Shirley."

no1


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Mr. Bush: "Agent, I will bet you this dog that the Texas Rangers will win the Super Bowl."
Agent: "Sir, the Texas Rangers is your old baseball team. They aren't playing in the Super Bowl."
Mr. Bush: "Look, just take him, OK?"

no1


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Mr. Bush: "Agent, Barney's been less active lately. Use your X-ray vision to see if there's anything wrong inside."
Agent: "I don't see anything wrong, sir."

no1


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Mr. Bush: "Agent, Barney smells a new page in this thread coming soon. Have it checked out."
Agent: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."