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I knew I've been saving this pic for something. Pelosi's expression is priceless.

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Dang, No1...you are a clever 1.

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//sniff sniff
Woooo, good one sir.
Thank you. I was rather proud of it.



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Take the convertable today, Nance?

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How much longer do I have to stand next to this doofus and pretend to smile? Oh great, just great. He's looking at my chest again.


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mwiseman wrote:Dang, No1...you are a clever 1.


Not really, Mr. Wiseman. I'm all out of "Bush is stupid" jokes from the last pic.

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Bush: I like to rub myself too Nancy?
Nancy: uhhh....you do know we are saying the pledge of allegiance, don't you?
Bush: Pledge of what now?

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no1 wrote:Not really, Mr. Wiseman. I'm all out of "Bush is stupid" jokes from the last pic.


Oh, perhaps No is right. Let's trim the Bush and work with something a bit more lighthearted...

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Come on Bag 'O Catnip...come on...com...CRAP!!

no1


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"What do you mean I can't look at kitty pr0n?"


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Meow

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"Gaming mouse? I WANT ONE!!! oh wait, not that kind of mouse... DO NOT WANT."

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Getting tired...but must...stay up...for...Woot...Off...

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Mrowwwwww.
//tapity tap tap .......www.amazon.com
//tapity tap tap........Fancy Feast Variety Pack
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
//click "Buy now with 1-click"
//click "Buy now with 1-click"
//click "Buy now with 1-click"
//click "Buy now with 1-click"
//click "Buy now with 1-click"



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Damnit... www.support.dell... they said this laptop came with a free MOUSE... All they gave me was this stupid pointing thing...

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Okay, I killed the dog lord and earned the invincibility catnip, but where the heck is the golden hairball? Leopard Star Wars is so hard!

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[/quote]
No, no, not Puss 'n Boots. Where's that "Y" key?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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[
Okay, I just have to type this funny caption over the picture of my "owner" and upload it to that icahascheezburger site...

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//insert Indian accent

'Ello. Tis iz Miclesoft Coostimer Suppert. Maay I help yuuu?



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daj59 wrote:

//insert Indian accent

'Ello. Tis iz Miclesoft Coostimer Suppert. Maay I help yuuu?



Good one, Daj.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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no1 wrote:
"What do you mean I can't look at kitty pr0n?"



What those kitties are watching



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Ooh... the hot UPS man is back. And looks like he's been working meouuuuuuuuut!!

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[/quote]
U givs me catnip rite now or I delete all ur files. 1...2...



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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"Cute little boy. I guess I'll vote for the shirt... D'OH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO HAVE WOOTED B4?!?"

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Heh, heh...www.asianpuss...WHOA! Check out the Siamese!

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SMFF (Single Male Fixed Feline) seeks SFFF for long walks down dark alleys, dumster diving, and hairballing. 555-MEOW



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...I can set this place on fire...

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...add toons head onto picture..and done. Allright ready to submit to dodgeball.



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DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
JAMES KONGOLO AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER
FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW
HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE
MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND
CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF EIHGTEEN
MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE
CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR
INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING
THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO
THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (JAMES ) WHO HAS
THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I
WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT
I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT
TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL OMPANIES
AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE
INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH
LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY,WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS,
AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE,
WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN CONCLUSION,IF YOU WANT
TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF
THE BUSINESS,TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY
BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES
INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, AND YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR VALIDATION PROCESSES.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO

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Transferring funds from your account 739921 Babs Buttinski to new account 739902 Fluffycakes Buttinski. Transfer in the amount of $5398.00 complete.

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Is it "effected" or "affected"... dang, proofing papers is SO darn difficult...

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SkekTek wrote:
Is it "effected" or "affected"... dang, proofing papers is SO darn difficult...


"Is it 'meow' or 'miaow'?"

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What the? I thought it said "Cattle-Ship".



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*checks* Still no new picture in the Caption This thread? People need to get cracking on the captions so's we can has a new pic!

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"Hee hee! Another post to quote into the euphemisms thread."

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Let's check today's WOOT..."SecurityDR Data Guard Thumbdrive Lock - 2 Pack"
Let me tell you, I'll take retractable claws over some lame opposing thumbs any day.

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garfield wallpaper! very nice

Please check it out

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Like I'd be caught dead in that freaking t-shirt...

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mwiseman wrote:



I can dooz dat! Whyz can't D'name?
;)

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Meeeoowww!!!! 10 mice will arrive tomorrow courtesy of mouse.woot!!!