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Weeeee!

"Don't listen to him, I'm the real Mr. Tuxedo."
"No, he's an imposter. I'm the real Mr. Tuxedo."
"No, it's me, Mr. Tuxedo, over here!"

Pollster: "This was easier when these animals weren't allowed to vote."

no1


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Weeeee!

"Can I sign you up for the Hair Club? I'm not only a salesman, I'm also a client!"

no1


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Weeeee!

"You know how to pucker, don't you? Look at this diagram. You just put your lips together and blow!"

"We don't have lips, loser."

mwiseman


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That's SAH-SHEE-MEE, not sushi, okay? I don't do rice, I'm a feakin' penguin here...

kenney9226


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Weeeee!

"You know how to pucker, don't you? Look at this diagram. You just put your lips together and blow!"

"We don't have lips, but you're awesome anyway, studley."

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Delivery from wine.woot, need a signature....Hey!, you don't look 21

Domestic Zymologist since 1980

ThunderThighs


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I'm going to show you a series of ink blots. Tell me what you see in each one.
What does this ink blot look like to you?
Iz Penguin!
This one?
Iz Penguin!
Uh, ok. This one?
Is Penguin!
Ok. I think we're done.




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mwiseman wrote:



Doc, I've got these spots all over my chest, do you think it's serious?



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Your contract says you have to go into the pool....I don't care how warm it is!!!

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Hmm. No, that play will never work.
Are you kidding me? Check out this wingspan!

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mwiseman wrote:



Did you order the snappers? Make sure they are fresh, not frozen.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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mwiseman wrote:


Yes, Officer, his name was Zilla, Z-i-l-l-a, and it was this big!



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pooflady wrote:Yes, Officer, his name was Zilla, Z-i-l-l-a, and it was this big!


Watch it Poof! Might have to put you on probation!

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dontwantaname wrote:Watch it Poof! Might have to put you on probation!


Ha! I was talking about his mustache. Why, what did you think?



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pooflady wrote:Ha! I was talking about his mustache. Why, what did you think?



Mustache rides??????? That is even worse!

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Now we will both be on probation

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No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


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dontwantaname wrote:Now we will both be on probation



Not if no one tells.



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I really like the way that penguin is looking at that clipboard.

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"No, no! The beak is still not right! Erase and try again!"

SkekTek


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Penguin in middle: Ahhh...
Penguin at left: Oh my GAWD, Jenny!!! That's rude!!!
Penguin in middle: D'ja think Doris noticed, Florence? She's really hitting on the waiter.
Penguin at left: I dunno, but you made the water ripple! Sheesh, what did you have for breakfast?
Penguin at middle: Smelt. Get it?!?!? Hahahahhaha


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Nope, never heard of that name, did you try the San Fransisco Zoo?

darthv8r


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No, I didn't order Happy Feet, or March of the penguins!

I don't care what the invoice says, I don't rent Pron!

mwiseman


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clipboard dude:
Okay, Fred, I need you to sign off on your transfer to the Shamu tank.

right penguin:
Hey, wait a second! I don't remember...

middle penguin:
Hey, hey, no time to be selfish, Fred! I hear It means an increase in herring and you know how much your lovely wife here adores herring...

left penguin:
That's right, dear. *Giggle*

SailorButterfly


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lol, this was on Icanhascheezburger...

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pooflady


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Maybe some of the new derby people will like this thread.



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Dang Mall Survey People. I get stopped every time.



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"Do you self-identify as White, Black, Hispanic, Asian/Pacific Islander, or Native American?"

"Umm... 'other.'"

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Why Zilla not on party list?



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It says here to defeat Darth Sidious you need to switch characters when you glow red. So how long have you played Lego Star Wars?!?

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bryan not you again Dont you think their sick of us

Please check it out

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We wants fishes this big.
Got it?
No, you no got it right.



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There's been a mixup with your reservation. It was NEXT week!

Oh man, and we all rented these tuxedos for the evening! Drat!

pooflady


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This is the 34th post. Six more and someone can start a new one, right?
Maybe a whole page is too many?



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SkekTek


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pooflady wrote:This is the 34th post. Six more and someone can start a new one, right?
Maybe a whole page is too many?



Yeah, think we're penguined out. Lemme find another one...

OK, this is for Daj...

no1


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"My dear, you have beautiful claw-like hands."

mwiseman


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Dude! L'eggo my Lego!

kenney9226


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Lando...... My eyes are up here.

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Ewwwwwwwww, Lando, you have ...... KNEES!!!!!!



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Leia: "This is the hand I eat pizza with."

Lando: "*snif* Mmm...yes...pepperoni and anchovies..."