Shirt.Woot

Weeeee!

"Don't listen to him, I'm the real Mr. Tuxedo."
"No, he's an imposter. I'm the real Mr. Tuxedo."
"No, it's me, Mr. Tuxedo, over here!"

Pollster: "This was easier when these animals weren't allowed to vote."

Weeeee!

"Can I sign you up for the Hair Club? I'm not only a salesman, I'm also a client!"

Weeeee!

"You know how to pucker, don't you? Look at this diagram. You just put your lips together and blow!"

"We don't have lips, loser."

That's SAH-SHEE-MEE, not sushi, okay? I don't do rice, I'm a feakin' penguin here...

Weeeee!

"You know how to pucker, don't you? Look at this diagram. You just put your lips together and blow!"

"We don't have lips, but you're awesome anyway, studley."

Delivery from wine.woot, need a signature....Hey!, you don't look 21

mwiseman wrote:

Doc, I've got these spots all over my chest, do you think it's serious?

Your contract says you have to go into the pool....I don't care how warm it is!!!

Hmm. No, that play will never work.
Are you kidding me? Check out this wingspan!

mwiseman wrote:

Yes, Officer, his name was Zilla, Z-i-l-l-a, and it was this big!

dontwantaname wrote:Watch it Poof! Might have to put you on probation!

Ha! I was talking about his mustache. Why, what did you think?

dontwantaname wrote:Now we will both be on probation

Not if no one tells.

"No, no! The beak is still not right! Erase and try again!"

Penguin in middle: Ahhh...
Penguin at left: Oh my GAWD, Jenny!!! That's rude!!!
Penguin in middle: D'ja think Doris noticed, Florence? She's really hitting on the waiter.
Penguin at left: I dunno, but you made the water ripple! Sheesh, what did you have for breakfast?
Penguin at middle: Smelt. Get it?!?!? Hahahahhaha

Nope, never heard of that name, did you try the San Fransisco Zoo?

No, I didn't order Happy Feet, or March of the penguins!

I don't care what the invoice says, I don't rent Pron!

clipboard dude:
Okay, Fred, I need you to sign off on your transfer to the Shamu tank.

right penguin:
Hey, wait a second! I don't remember...

middle penguin:
Hey, hey, no time to be selfish, Fred! I hear It means an increase in herring and you know how much your lovely wife here adores herring...

left penguin:
That's right, dear. *Giggle*

lol, this was on Icanhascheezburger...

Maybe some of the new derby people will like this thread.

"Do you self-identify as White, Black, Hispanic, Asian/Pacific Islander, or Native American?"

"Umm... 'other.'"

It says here to defeat Darth Sidious you need to switch characters when you glow red. So how long have you played Lego Star Wars?!?

bryan not you again Dont you think their sick of us

There's been a mixup with your reservation. It was NEXT week!

Oh man, and we all rented these tuxedos for the evening! Drat!

This is the 34th post. Six more and someone can start a new one, right?
Maybe a whole page is too many?

pooflady wrote:This is the 34th post. Six more and someone can start a new one, right?
Maybe a whole page is too many?

Yeah, think we're penguined out. Lemme find another one...

OK, this is for Daj...

"My dear, you have beautiful claw-like hands."

Dude! L'eggo my Lego!

Lando...... My eyes are up here.

Leia: "This is the hand I eat pizza with."

Lando: "*snif* Mmm...yes...pepperoni and anchovies..."