no1


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Man: "Nice boobs."

Woman: "Yours too."

no1


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Man (thinking): I wonder if I can spit a seed into her cleavage.


kenney9226


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Mrs. kenney9226 over shoulder: PERVERT!!!!

//whack. thud.//

kenney9226: Why wasn't it still the dog with the pink sock on its nose?

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:

Mrs. kenney9226 over shoulder: PERVERT!!!!

//whack. thud.//

kenney9226: Why wasn't it still the dog with the pink sock on its nose?


Mr. Kneny,
I thought this was a picture of the lovely Mrs. Kneny9226 and you!

no1


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Woman: "Our new Universal Translator can even replace specific words and phrases with more innocuous terms. Listen to this: Ouch! My groin!! watching turtles fight! MEIN LIEBEN!!"

Man: "That's a nice set of, uh, filters you got there, ma'am."

mwiseman


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"Thanks to the troops who support my rack!"

"Errr, I think you mean to say "we support our troops in Iraq"...right?

pooflady


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no1 wrote:



Sgt. Schultz: I see NOTHINK!!!



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

bitbythedog


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mwiseman wrote:



Soldier: My wife would need an airlift to get them up that high!

mwiseman


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Wow, look at all those privates standing at attention, Major Wood!

bitbythedog


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mwiseman wrote:


Commander: If we get a breeze will she fall over?

kenney9226


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"Like, wow, being voted this month's Miss February is like, totally an honor I'll remember for as long as I can!"

SkekTek


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Sgt. Hulka: Wonder if I should tell her there's a giant flying Iraqi cockroach on her arm.... naaah!

SkekTek


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Time for a new picture for caption this:

SkekTek


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I think I see it... Earl, how did you get the weatherman so far down your throat?

openspace


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The cannibalistic pelicans of the Caribbean

derekfilley


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Uncle!!! Uncle!!!


Check out my blog:Here!

derekfilley


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Honey, I've been thinking about it and we need to talk... you see *muffled* oh great, real mature steve! *muffled*


Check out my blog:Here!

pooflady


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derekfilley wrote:



I don't think this is what they mean by "deep throat."



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

SkekTek


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Seagull 1: What's going on, Ralph?
Seagull 2: Dr. Binknell is showing us how to arthroscopic heart surgery
Pelican: Now, you enter the vena cava through the bend in the esophagus...
Seagull 1: Is this FDA approved?
Seagull 2: No, but we get to eat what we find...

kenney9226


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There it is!

SkekTek


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Billy, I'm sure this isn't how to french kiss...

ThunderThighs


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SkekTek


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Wow, Steve, you're right! They ARE filming Survivor in there!

kenney9226


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Gordo has a frog in his throat.

no1


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i can has pelicanburger

SkekTek


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I don't think this is how we "neck", Clarice.

no1


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Dude... I don't think this is how birds are supposed to "nest."

SkekTek


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It's been long enough... time to try another image:



See how easily it picks up spilled fine Peruvian Nose Candy?

spongebrain


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Nice try, but it works just fine. I told you that we didn't need a Roomba.

Life goes on...and on...and on...

kenney9226


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Well, THAT sucks!

SkekTek


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Lady: I think you just sucked up Sprinkles the cat!
Salesman: No matter... this thing will keep going and pick up sand too!
Lady: Now that IS amazing...

mia3mom


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she: Wow!
he: I told you a man could work a vacuum.

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

SkekTek


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Thanks for cleaning that up! I hate it when the cats spontaneously combust...

spongebrain


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Mrs. Smith, in the future please refrain from exfoliating your feet in the office.

Life goes on...and on...and on...

mwiseman


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"I suppose the urn can be ommitted, as long as those were Mr. Johnson's final wishes, Mrs. Johnson."

SkekTek


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You're right, I DO have a dandruff problem! And thanks for cleaning it up, dear husband!

SkekTek


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Wow, that vacuum vacuums the words right off the mat!

SkekTek


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Wow.. I really slid into him hard. He's flying!

kenney9226


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LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSS!!!

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:


LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSS!!!



Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!