no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1



Man: "Nice boobs."

Woman: "Yours too."

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1



Man (thinking): I wonder if I can spit a seed into her cleavage.


kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226



Mrs. kenney9226 over shoulder: PERVERT!!!!

//whack. thud.//

kenney9226: Why wasn't it still the dog with the pink sock on its nose?

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
kenney9226 wrote:

Mrs. kenney9226 over shoulder: PERVERT!!!!

//whack. thud.//

kenney9226: Why wasn't it still the dog with the pink sock on its nose?


Mr. Kneny,
I thought this was a picture of the lovely Mrs. Kneny9226 and you!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1



Woman: "Our new Universal Translator can even replace specific words and phrases with more innocuous terms. Listen to this: Ouch! My groin!! watching turtles fight! MEIN LIEBEN!!"

Man: "That's a nice set of, uh, filters you got there, ma'am."

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman



"Thanks to the troops who support my rack!"

"Errr, I think you mean to say "we support our troops in Iraq"...right?

pooflady


quality posts: 23 Private Messages pooflady
no1 wrote:



Sgt. Schultz: I see NOTHINK!!!



So when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?

bitbythedog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bitbythedog
mwiseman wrote:



Soldier: My wife would need an airlift to get them up that high!

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman


Wow, look at all those privates standing at attention, Major Wood!

bitbythedog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bitbythedog
mwiseman wrote:


Commander: If we get a breeze will she fall over?

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226


"Like, wow, being voted this month's Miss February is like, totally an honor I'll remember for as long as I can!"

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


Sgt. Hulka: Wonder if I should tell her there's a giant flying Iraqi cockroach on her arm.... naaah!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Time for a new picture for caption this:

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



I think I see it... Earl, how did you get the weatherman so far down your throat?

openspace


quality posts: 0 Private Messages openspace



The cannibalistic pelicans of the Caribbean

derekfilley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages derekfilley



Uncle!!! Uncle!!!


Check out my blog:Here!

derekfilley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages derekfilley



Honey, I've been thinking about it and we need to talk... you see *muffled* oh great, real mature steve! *muffled*


Check out my blog:Here!

pooflady


quality posts: 23 Private Messages pooflady
derekfilley wrote:



I don't think this is what they mean by "deep throat."



So when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Seagull 1: What's going on, Ralph?
Seagull 2: Dr. Binknell is showing us how to arthroscopic heart surgery
Pelican: Now, you enter the vena cava through the bend in the esophagus...
Seagull 1: Is this FDA approved?
Seagull 2: No, but we get to eat what we find...

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226



There it is!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Billy, I'm sure this isn't how to french kiss...

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 929 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff



Ack...ack..ack...choking....me....ack



Holiday Returns Policy Check out our new FLASH DEALS
To contact Customer Service, use the SUPPORT form at the top of every woot page
••• ► Woot's Return Policy ◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 2 hours!! - except orders with Woot-Off or expedited items

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Wow, Steve, you're right! They ARE filming Survivor in there!

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226


Gordo has a frog in his throat.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



I don't think this is how we "neck", Clarice.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1



Dude... I don't think this is how birds are supposed to "nest."

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

It's been long enough... time to try another image:



See how easily it picks up spilled fine Peruvian Nose Candy?

spongebrain


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spongebrain



Nice try, but it works just fine. I told you that we didn't need a Roomba.

Life goes on...and on...and on...

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226




Well, THAT sucks!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


Lady: I think you just sucked up Sprinkles the cat!
Salesman: No matter... this thing will keep going and pick up sand too!
Lady: Now that IS amazing...

mia3mom


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mia3mom



she: Wow!
he: I told you a man could work a vacuum.

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Thanks for cleaning that up! I hate it when the cats spontaneously combust...

spongebrain


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spongebrain



Mrs. Smith, in the future please refrain from exfoliating your feet in the office.

Life goes on...and on...and on...

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman


"I suppose the urn can be ommitted, as long as those were Mr. Johnson's final wishes, Mrs. Johnson."

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



You're right, I DO have a dandruff problem! And thanks for cleaning it up, dear husband!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Wow, that vacuum vacuums the words right off the mat!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Wow.. I really slid into him hard. He's flying!

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226




LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSS!!!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
kenney9226 wrote:


LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSS!!!



Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!