allawayr


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SkekTek wrote:Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!



x2!!!!!!!!!!!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Super Power Kick... ACTIVATE!

zea3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zea3


Dude! There are no slam dunks in baseball!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 547 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff


Oh man! This is gonna hurt!



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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1


First player: Will you sign my ball?
Second player: Eh, talk to the foot.


SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


Hey, I think they want us to stop rehearsing Swan Lake and get back to playing baseball...

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar


AND/OR

Still single, can't imagine why.

zea3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zea3


I loves my big hairy balls!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1


Spock: Sir, you really should keep your hairpieces better organized. At least throw some of these out!


SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Spock: Someone supposedly has been peeing in the tribble pit. Was it you?
Kirk: Uhm, no....

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead



Someday these beanie babies will be worth millions!! ha ha ha ha!!!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1


Spock: Captain, I'm tired of holding your big hairy baIIs.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1


Spock: Sorting through your collection of hairy man-b00bs again, sir?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


Spock: Congratulations, you're over your furby phobia.


dontwantaname


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FenStar wrote:




Be careful with them Bill, they will be worth a fortune on ebay someday.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Kirk: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...

Spock: They're tribbles, not badgers, Captain.

Kirk: Panic! A snake! Snake! Oh, it's a snake!

Spock: I detect no snake, sir...


SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



ZEPPO: Okay, who took my pants?

spongebrain


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spongebrain



GUMMO: “Well, I guess Harpo won’t say ‘No’ to a stint in the Glory Hole!”

Life goes on...and on...and on...

JonSnow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JonSnow



Sup Ladies?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Anyone guess where harpo hid his pot?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Best in the National Leage my ass....

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1


if i hold my hands like so, mabe nobody will notice my woody...

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman



(grunt!) Freaking one-for-fourteen.(ungh!)
Hey, Alphonso! Looking for your batting helmet?

SnifferSir


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SnifferSir


Well, yeah... But can ya do this?

Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Unsuccessful russian first attempt at getting a man in space.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



We love our Tiddies! (Tiddy Bears)

arcsus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages arcsus



Man: Oh I do wish I could be that bear right now...

fyrefall


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fyrefall



The CuddlyBear Impact Deployment system,
now available in some economy cars.

arcsus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages arcsus


"...and thank you for the campers whom I'm about to devour. Amen"

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly



Waiter! Where's my soup??

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



For the last time, I do NOT want your pick-a-nick basket...

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus



"That's right, just behind the bear on his left you can see his toilet, proving once and for all that bears do NOT..."

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

arcsus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages arcsus


Will hug for food.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady




Is this where the Gentle Ben auditions are?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman


"Okay kids, here's your peanut butter and jelly san..."


*burp*

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman


"Oooh, look at the bear! Hurry dear and get your mother and I'll grab the marshmallows and the video camera."

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



No, I have no clue where your nana is. Hic! Excuse me...

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus



so...you come here often?

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman


So...would you like to meet Mr. McFeely?