sisterC


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dude...respect the bubble zone or i will go ape on you!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus



tweak my nipple again and I'll peel you like a banana.

arcsus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages arcsus


Hmmm, someone is in heat. Rawr.

Schrobblehead


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Now turn to the side and cough.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


Would you be mine? Could you be... my neighbor?

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus



Do you have that lovely silver hair on your back as well?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Tell me more about this "Darwin" fella...

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Doing this drug free SUX

mike2207


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mike2207



Escargot was a baaaad idea...

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek



Watch out... I had chili last night and this'll be a biggie..

mwiseman


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Dude...lose the bike shorts. Please.

danrpierce


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Sheesh, someone post a new picture before I upchuck all over.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


How much of your lead paint should I put in Horace's food?

danrpierce


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Knock knock? Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock? Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


Woman 1: How the hell do you use this thing?

Woman 2: The stove? What do you think this is, the 50's? Cooking is the job of the hired help.

mike2207


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mike2207



Woman on left: Oh, really?

Woman on right: Yes, seriously!

2angelsmom


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no1 wrote:

WATZ HOT CHIK LAIK U DOING IN PLACE LAIK DIS



2 funny - now I see why you're "no.1"

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek


W1: What's that oriental symbol on the wall mean?
W2: It means "unfaithful husband buried in basement"
W1: Good call!