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no1 wrote:I enjoy skipping around the house in a Hell0 Kitty thong and humming show tunes.

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mwiseman wrote:



You changed EVER word in that quote!

EVERY WORD!
How the hell is that a quote????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:You changed EVER word in that quote!

EVERY WORD!
How the hell is that a quote????



artistic license.

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no1 wrote:



Heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty ....

Purr.

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:The pen*s last a while-- they are very smelly. The special p**er is very smelly as well. My pen*s did not disintegrate, but that was about 2 years ago and Cra* may have "*" them since then.

mwiseman


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dontwantaname wrote:You changed EVER word in that quote!

EVERY WORD!
How the hell is that a quote????



Out, damn'd filt'r! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to post?—Yet who would have thought the old man to
have had so much blood in him?

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mwiseman wrote:Huh?
Argh!!! Damned filters!!!


Yeah.



Sure.



It was filters.

Yep.


Filters.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


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mwiseman wrote:Out, damn'd filt'r! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to post?—Yet who would have thought the old man to
have had so much blood in him?



Josephus


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DA59 wrote:AN OSTERICH PECKED MY BOOB.

ThunderThighs


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Took ya long enough.



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DA59 wrote:Took ya long enough.



-that's what she said.

ThunderThighs


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Josephus wrote:-that's what she said.

Heard that before, huh? Often?



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PemberDucky wrote:
i am one sick *uck.

HiddenIdentity


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joyner wrote:Ohhhhh, those are so cool, they are really big! I'm going to put hot chocolate mix in mine. Maybe some whipped cream on top!

mwiseman


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Josephus wrote:mmmmm...I needs another...big-assed...partner

Josephus


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mwiseman wrote:I love those girls with the really huge thighs. like Perdue chickens.



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kenney9226 wrote:I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord



HiddenIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:It is nice to be excited again.



KtCallista wrote:That cold today?



PemberDucky wrote:We could make beautiful music together.
I hope he knows 'Three Blind Mice.'



HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I need to self-flagellate.


eHalcyon wrote:Has anyone else been having trouble ****ing?



SkekTek wrote:I've been doing ok with everything except do-overs...



HiddenIdentity


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no1 wrote:we're doing it in the kitchen sink.

HiddenIdentity


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DA59 wrote:Can you go poop on command?

no1


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Josephus wrote:I'm finding it a bit annoying to be friends with my daughter ... I hаte her, she lied 2 me :[



Josephus


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no1 wrote:can he yell it on the repeating thread?



YEP!

JOSEPHUS wrote:WENT TO SEE INKHEART TODAY. GREAT MOVIE.
DUSTFINGER WAS EXCELLENT, AS WAS THE OLD AUNTIE. ONE OF THE THUGS WAS QUITE GOOD, TOO.

REALLY, EVERY CHARACTER WAS QUITE WELL DONE, AND THE STORY HUNG TOGETHER GREAT, EVEN THOUGH IT CAME FROM A BOOK, AND WE ALL KNOW HOW BAD THAT CAN TURN OUT (A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, ANYONE?).

SkekTek


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DA59 wrote:I've asked him twice already and gotten nada.

HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote: Got 3 to 5 inches overnight, depending on if you ask me or husband. I think 3.



pooflady wrote: - husband took a ruler out - 4 inches.

Josephus


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cruzer wrote:The bad thing about ___ is that you never got off unless it was really really really bad!

8" in one night wasn't enough.

mwiseman


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Josephus wrote:...you never got...off unless it was really really really bad!


Hmmm...so, that's what I've been doing wrong.

Damn you, Cosmopolitan!

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I'm not over the whole smack ya, hug ya thing.
(if I find that in the post that can be read more than one way thread, I'll put someone on probation for a billion hours)

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dontwantaname wrote:
(if I find the post that can be read more than one way, I'll put someone on probation for a billion hours)


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no1 wrote:




Mr no1 can not post for one million more hours.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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kenney9226 wrote:



Mr Kenney can not post for a billion more hours

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:Mr Kenney can not post for a billion more hours



or what?

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Josephus wrote:or what?



Or, nothing. No1 is already posting.
I could delete the post. It was mine to begin with.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:Or, nothing. No1 is already posting.
I could delete the post. It was mine to begin with.



haven't a million hours passed yet?

Josephus


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no1 wrote:haven't a million hours passed yet?



must've. a billion is about 5 times as long, right?

no1


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Josephus wrote:must've. a billion is about 5 times as long, right?



i dunno. you college boys with your math trickery relly irascitate me.

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no1 wrote:i dunno. you college boys with your math trickery relly irascitate me.



Are you channeling AZ?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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dontwantaname wrote:I...was almost 40...and I'm hot!



I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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SkekTek wrote: I gotta go chop a potato...



SkekTek wrote:That was quick...