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Jason Toon wrote:
i’ll show anybody ... my boobs
cruzer wrote: how was it?
cruzer wrote:going on good...
cruzer wrote: the party is just starting!!
cruzer wrote://smack actually, I did it to my mom.
SkekTek wrote:Wow... I'm ... old...
Apologies to everyone.
superspryte wrote:I'm ... coming!
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no1 wrote:Apologies to everyone.
AZGman wrote:No; I didn't get a firm enough grip before she smacked me. She said I had been making weird noises before I did it.
Schrobblehead wrote: Have you you been "googling" me?
dontwantaname wrote:No, I don't mind the sex stuff...
dontwantaname wrote:I don't mind the sex ... if it isn't gross. Do I need to make daj watch?
gwp wrote:
//smack You lookin for a dog????? I can loan you one for an hour!
Schrobblehead wrote:
//smack
heh.
no1 wrote:I love Ms. D... Especially when ground into nutritious protein-rich wafers topped with cream cheese.
allawayr wrote:
Eh, he probably thinks I'm old anyway.
kenney9226 wrote:I can do that easy, and twice on Saturdays!
JoeDeeDee wrote:Eh, he probably thinks I'm old anyway.
Ms. D, Depends if you start quoting song lyrics from the 60s or not.
SkekTek wrote:I wanna... **ck .... anyone ... this week! At least, until Friday...
no1 wrote:Ms. D, Depends if you start quoting song lyrics from the 60s or not.
I could quote song lyrics from the 60s, although most of said songs would be from before I was born. Would it still make me old if I can quote 'em anyway?
JoeDeeDee wrote:I could quote song lyrics from the 60s, although most of said songs would be from before I was born. Would it still make me old if I can quote 'em anyway?
Ms. D, I guess quoting song lyrics from the '60s is OK, since I do it too. Good music is timeless. Quoting song lyrics from the '60s because you're reminiscing about the '60s would make you old.
no1 wrote:Ms. D, I guess quoting song lyrics from the '60s is OK, since I do it too. Good music is timeless. Quoting song lyrics from the '60s because you're reminiscing about the '60s would make you old.
//smack bad, bad no1 You know, if I gave you an hour (lowest we can do) every time you should be smacked...you would never be here!
dontwantaname wrote://smack bad, bad no1 You know, if I gave you an hour (lowest we can do) every time you should be smacked...you would never be here!
Ms. Name, Since when did stating the truth become probatable?
dontwantaname wrote:said nothing
This is way less fun since you just posted this in this thread
Schrobblehead wrote:This is way less fun since you just posted this in this thread
I will remove it. I have the power.....///runs off laughing evil laugh
no1 wrote: _had__ ... Monica Lewinsky!
JoeDeeDee wrote:
This one is kind of a stretch even for me, Ms. D.
Maybe this one is better:
no1 wrote: would you be happy if a stranger started massaging your chest?!?
Or this one:
no1 wrote:Try putting them right side up when you massage them!
I like your editing style.
dontwantaname wrote:This is bleach, it doesn't wash out! Mr1 is on a male sex organ.
dontwantaname wrote:I will remove it. I have the power.....///runs off laughing evil laugh
Abuse of power! You even changed the quote in my post!
terrybatey wrote:I like your editing style.
Thank you!
terrybatey wrote:
Damn, I really tried to phrase that so it wouldn't' end up here.
I could be wrong, but I thought you were supposed to put ellipses and other symbols to indicate where you left stuff out of quotes.
no1 wrote:Here is my handle Here is my, uh, "beautiful tulip"
pooflady wrote:When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
daj59 wrote:I'm an ass...! I'm an ass...! Yea!
dontwantaname wrote:I'm bringing home a ...six foot salior boy... be so full of joy
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