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dontwantaname, who could maybe use some help with no1 from one of us who has recent experience with toddler tantrums (wait, that would include Josephus too), wrote:

JoeDeeDee wrote:

dontwantaname, guesser of ages, wrote:

daj59, soon to be depriving all of us of animated gifs, wrote:

dontwantaname, who's acclimating a new group of rats?, wrote:

dontwantaname, who probably noticed that Tek's fish cam has been off this weekend but the fish are back home and fine, wrote:

SkekTek, whose recent enteries are all about education wrote:

Gumiho, whom Tek hasn't chatted with in some time, wrote:

daj59, who keeps his longcat on a slinky wrote:

dontwantaname, who probably actually has a web cam, wrote:

SkekTek, winding down studentless partytime wrote:

daj59. aparagonofbeautyandvirtue wrote:

dontwantaname, who probably thought of goons when she saw the Little bunny foo foo shirt place in this week's derby, wrote:

dontwantaname wrote:

openspace wrote:

kenney9226, who recently acquired the possessions of kneney9226 in a legal action, wrote:

Josephus, with veins in his teeth, wrote:

kenney9226, who took part in the massacree, wrote:

Josephus, excepting Alice, can get anything he wants at Alice's restaurant, so he wrote:Yeow! Tailored suits, chaufeured cars, Fine hotels and big cigars
Up for grabs, all for a price, Where the red hot girls keep on
dancin' through the night.
The claim is on you, the sights are on me, So what do you do, that's
guaranteed? Hey little girl, you want it all, The furs, the diamonds
the paintings on the wall.
Come on, come on, lovin' for the money,
Come on , come on, listen to the money talk
Come on , come on, listen to the money talk
A French maid, foreign chef, A big house, with kingsize beds.
You had enough, you ship 'em out, The dollar's up, down, you
better buy the pound. The claim is on you, the sights are on me,
So what do you do? That's guaranteed, Hey little girl, you break
the laws, You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all
Come on etc...
Money talks, Yeah! (solo)
come on, etc
money talks, talks, talks, Oh, here it comes, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Money talk!

After learning a lesson about trash disposal, Josephus wrote:I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
I just want to ride on my motorcy...cle

It was late last night the other day
I thought I'd go up and see Ray
So l went up and I saw Ray
There was only one thing Ray could say, was:

I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
I just want to ride on my motorcy...cle

Just last week I was on my bike
I run into a friend named Mike
Run into my friend named Mike
Mike no longer has a bike. He cries:

I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
I just want to ride on my motorcy...cle

SOLVE THE SOCIAL SECURITY PROBLEM: KILL ALL THE OLD PEOPLE.

That is all.

no1 wrote:SOLVE THE SOCIAL SECURITY PROBLEM: KILL ALL THE OLD PEOPLE.

That is all.

What happens when the young people become old?

FenStar wrote:What happens when the young people become old?

Same as now, Mr. Star. Eventually they die.

HiddenIdentity, not to be left out, wrote:There's a Rose
In a fisted Glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love
It's alright
Go ahead and love the one, love the one, love the one your with
Love the one, love the one, love the one your with
If your guy can't come to you
And you don't remember who your talking to
Your concentration slips away
Because your baby, she is so so far away
Chorus: And there's a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you cant be with the one you love
Love the one your with
Don't be angry
Don't be sad
Don't sit cryin' for good times you had
There's a girl right next to you
And she's waiting for something to do
Chorus

Do it
Do it
Do it
Turn your heartache into joy
She's a girl and your a boy
Get together, make it tonight,
You ain't gonna need no more advice
Chorus
Just love the one your with

"Love the one you're with," not "your with"

no1, continuing to express himself, wrote:Well I came across a child of God
He was walking along the road
And I asked him tell where are you going
This he told me

Well I am going down to Yasgur's farm
Going to join in a rock and roll band
Goin' to get back to the land to set my soul free

We are stardust, we are golden
We are ten billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Well then can I walk beside you
I have come to lose the smog
And I feel like I'm a cog in something turning
And maybe it's the time of year
Yes and maybe it's the time of man
And I don't know who I am
But life is for learning

We are stardust, we are golden
We are ten billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

By the time we got to Woodstock
We were half a million strong
And everywhere there was song and celebration
And I dreamed I saw the bombers jet planes
Riding shotgun in the sky
Turning into butterflies
Above our nation.

We are stardust, we are golden
We are ten billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

no1 wrote:do do doot! do do doot!

kenney9226 wrote:I'm not silently self reflecting or anything. I'm just posting for the sake of posting.

Josephus the Wise wrote:
I used to like you not no more

Listen up I hate you
hes likes me now... what do I do?
In the gym
hes sittin down
I sit in front of him,I'm turned around
My friends say things like give this to her
She won't care,what would it hurt?

(chorus)
I hate you now go away
It never does make my day
when people say you like me
but really what does it mean
when you sit right behind me or anything

At band
nicco says you like me
I never do believe it
why should I anyway
tomorrow is another day
I'm sittin here wastin away
you come through the door
no limit anymore

(chorus)(2)
I hate you now go away
it never does make my day
when people say you like me
what does it mean
I hate you
Get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no1 actually wrote:There's a house on my street
And it looks real neat
I'm the chap who lives in it

There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door
I'll go for a drive in it

And when the wombat comes
He will find me gone
He'll look for a place to sit

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay

Cut off my fingers in the
Door of my car
How could I do it?

My wife is proud to tell me
Of her love affairs
How could she do this to me?

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay

And it would be O.K. on any other day
And it would be O.K. on any other day

Throw down the morning papers
And spill my tea
I don't know what's wrong with me

The cups and plates are in a
Conspiracy
I'm covered in misery

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay

And it would be O.K. on any other day
And it would be O.K. on any other day